Sarah Palin, still dumber than a fucking rock

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Sarah Palin Says She’s Not Vaccinated Because She Believes ‘In Science’

Sarah Palin, the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, said this week that she has not received the COVID-19 vaccine because she believes “in science.”

During an interview with Fox News personality Greg Gutfeld on Thursday, the former Alaska governor cited having natural immunity from contracting the disease in March.

“I am one of those white, common sense conservatives,” Palin said. “I believe in science and I have not taken the shot.”

“One, because the waitress never came back to ask me if I’m ready for that shot,” she continued. “But two, because I do believe in science and the Fauci-ism of the day back then was, if you’ve had COVID — I’ve had COVID — well then, Mother Nature was creating an immunity.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sarah-palin-says-she-not-073554741.html

The bizarre word salad that makes absolutely no sense.

[Botany]

1. "I am one of those white, common sense conservatives," Palin said. "I believe in science and I ...

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... have not taken the shot.”


This has to be from the onion. Nobody can be this fucking dumb.

[Boomerproud]

2. Hi Sarah. How are the ex and dysfunctional kids doing?

[11 Bravo]

12. Yeah, I was wondering that if in between headlining abstinence rallies, Bristol might have ...

tripped, fallen on top of another dick, and gotten herself knocked-up again.

[DEbluedude]

16. LMAO.

[Glorfindel]

3. "the waitress never came back to ask me if I'm ready for that shot"?

Where did she go to get the shot, Ruby Tuesday's? Or maybe she was thinking of a shot of bourbon. Such a deep thinker, that Ms Palin.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

11. She went to Cracker barrel but they were on a break

She makes makes rocks seem smart

[CrispyQ]

4. WTF was that babble about the waitress?

The acrimony in politics lies totally at the Republican Party's feet. They let Newt Gingrich demolish any kind of civil discourse in congress, & then they let Sarah Palin bring her racist rhetoric into the public sphere. The party should have shut her down & if she kept it up, taken her off the ticket. And when they didn't, the media should have.

[CrispyQ]

8. Yeah, there are too many bad players to list, really. -nt

[moose65]

5. What the actual F...

What is she talking about with her babble about a waitress?? Did she get her vaccine at chick fil a??

[StarfishSaver]

6. What does being white have to do with whether she"s getting a vaccine?

She's not even bothering to try to hide the racism any more.

[maxsolomon]

28. That jumped right out at me.

They say the quiet part out loud now. I'd imagine she added that because conservative .

[StarfishSaver]

29. And it's a good thing that she did

Otherwise, someone might have mistaken her for a Black woman.

[BlueIdaho]

9. So if you get the flu you are immune for life?

What a fucking moron.

[Johonny]

27. Natural immunity is heavily stressed in the anti-vax world

The published research on it has convinced them (because they were already convinced) to stick to natural immunity. She probably, of course, has an annual flu shot because nothing in consistent in anti-vax world.

[Chainfire]

10. She must be back on the crack.

She is just an ignorant hick.

[Cyrano]

13. I hear that Jeopardy is going to have an episode with

Sarah Palin, Louis Gohmert and Majorie Taylor Green competing against each other.

Odds makers are at a loss in calculating which of them will finish with the lowest negative score.

[IcyPeas]

15. LOL I hope Saturday Night Live is working on this. LOL

[Clash City Rocker]

14. Give her credit. Sounding dumber than Trump isn't easy, it takes work.

[BSdetect]

17. She must be on meth? What a colossal load of rubbish.

[Stuart G]

31. The American Rubbish Association..(of which I am a charter member} takes issue with this!)

We who are members of this association know too well the recklessness of connecting foul smelling individuals with .....
...."rubbish"... Sarah Palin belongs being compared with something else...(more like poop) Of course those in the...
...poop association..may take issue with this...but that is up to them...We must (at all costs) protect our favorite thing
in the world...."Rubbish"...and associating our favorite with something as awful as Sarah Palin..is clearly against the
better interests of our association...as well as the better interests of everyone in the U.S.A..........................

[jmowreader]

18. There's no such thing as a common sense conservative

All of them went out of their minds about twenty years ago.

Palin is different. She was born dumber than a rock and has gotten worse over time.

[DontBelieveEastisEas]

21. They do exist: Just rare. But, White ones are just a Myth. - nt

[Sabrielo]

19. That's offensive toward rocks

If you ask me.

[llmart]

20. My lord, she is on crack or something.

How did a waitress get into the conversation? Was the vaccine on a menu somewhere?

[lastlib]

22. Speech centers of her brain collided witha Mixmaster...

No. Other. Way, anybody could sound that convoluted.

The Queen of Babble-On.....

[llmart]

25. The Queen of Babble-On

[GulfCoast66]

24. Ever since the Republicans invited the southern democrats into the party,

They have dog whistled that they are the party of white.

Trump has made them feel comfortable saying it out loud. And it’s going to sink them. There is a reason smarter republicans of the past kept it quiet.

[smirkymonkey]

26. What??

Can anyone translate?

She's the Louis Gohmert of the Marjorie Taylor Green wing of the QAnon Party, Special Boebert Division.

[KentuckyWoman]

30. I did not know they gave out shots at Mike's Moose Burgers

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