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Nevilledog

(51,006 posts)
Sat Sep 18, 2021, 11:05 PM Sep 2021

The Apocalypse has to be postponed....



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@thegoodgodabove

Damn it, humans, I have to postpone the Apocolypse until I can find dewormer for all four horses unless you have suggestions for a different mode of transportation.


7:10 PM · Sep 18, 2021
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The Apocalypse has to be postponed.... (Original Post) Nevilledog Sep 2021 OP
DFT says you can borrow his short bus... RainCaster Sep 2021 #1
Never thought I'd live orangecrush Sep 2021 #2
Well if you are trump loving republican Dakota Flint Sep 2021 #3
Ride on the backs... SergeStorms Sep 2021 #4

RainCaster

(10,838 posts)
1. DFT says you can borrow his short bus...
Sat Sep 18, 2021, 11:30 PM
Sep 2021

... but somebody will have to clean off the seats. His diaper may have leaked a time or two.

 

Dakota Flint

(219 posts)
3. Well if you are trump loving republican
Sun Sep 19, 2021, 12:58 AM
Sep 2021

You can always use a sheep, provided it is only a black sheep. Morons...

SergeStorms

(19,186 posts)
4. Ride on the backs...
Sun Sep 19, 2021, 01:01 AM
Sep 2021

of the four jackasses of the Trumpocolypse; Don Jr., Eric, Jared, and Ivanka.

I'd check them for a battery of diseases as well as worms, your Most Enlightened Godliness. Ramen.

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