Trump Jr admits that apart from security services only 2 people attended pro-insurrectionist rally

[Doodley]

In a series of rage Tweets, he accuses audience of being "feds."

Link to tweet

Here, he says only two people there weren't feds!

Link to tweet

[GPV]

1. They do stand out from the average Magat. Better looking, for one thing.

[leftyladyfrommo]

2. They don't have those awful scraggly beards. nt

[Doodley]

10. Yep, why else would they be at a Trumper rally if they weren't Feds?

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Better personal hygiene, too.

[Doodley]

12. They weren't drooling either.

[smirkymonkey]

4. And not grossly overweight.

Sorry, but it's true.

[Doodley]

13. i guess it is obvious they aren't Trumpers at the rally.

[smirkymonkey]

14. They really don't fit the profile in any way.

And, yeah, they pretty much look like Feds at a BBQ.

[Doodley]

8. You mean that they are just too good-looking to be Trumpers?

[ananda]

18. They're in shape, really buff and cute.

Don't think I've ever seen a Magat like that.

[Beachnutt]

5. dead give away is they don't have missing teeth

and the butthole mustache...

[Doodley]

7. Junior just knew they didn't fit in! He knows what Trumpers should look like!

[Doodley]

6. Note that none of them wear masks.

[Shrike47]

23. Brave men, willing to die for their country.

[NJCher]

9. Back in the olden days

they dressed up like hippies. Dead giveaways, still.

and they made protest signs from a cardboard box flap whereas ours were works of art.

It was also funny to watch them try to talk surreptitiously to command central.

But yeah, these guys are way too clean cut for MAGATS. They need to get some rough edges if they want to pass for MAGATS.

[brewens]

11. I just got back from the park where we had one. Ten people tops, I'm guessing. If that.

I walk through there almost every morning and fill my water bottle at a fountain near the bathrooms. Except for the freakin' caution tape they had around the event for some reason, it looked like any other day.

[iemanja]

15. That's pretty funny.

Poor wittle Donnie, Jr.

[Mr. Ected]

16. Probably there to ensure that the Trumpers weren't stepping on their COVID-infected dicks

Feds at rally in January: a-ok by Donnie Junior Mint.

Feds at rally in September: what are THESE guys doing here?

[ChazInAz]

17. They really don't fit in.

No neck-beards. T-shirts aren't stained, and lack aggressively moronic statements.
Mainly, none of them looks like a tweaking meth-head...a look that Don Jr. captures perfectly.
These fellows look like someone I'd trust around my pets.
Unlike Junior.

[bluecollar2]

19. No camo......n/t

[kairos12]

20. No cargo shorts. Not MAGA. Or fake Camo. Or horns.

[pwb]

21. So they are his thugs.

Blackwater scum?

[sanatanadharma]

22. Nah!! The bois are shaved and shorn to avoid facial recognition...

The bois are shaved and shorn to avoid facial recognition and arrest after their last outing.
Thus the dark glasses.

The tight, near shaved temple suggest a worshiper at the Temple of Supremacy.
The fit bodies suggest frat boys seeking "he can grab my p*&&y" trumpettes.

[louis-t]

24. Hey, so what if we're all wearing the same sunglasses

and even have the same brand bottled water. Doesn't mean anything.