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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust For Fun (JFF) we should start a rumor
that large doses of Ex Lax will cure COVID. in fact, baking it into brownies rather than using chocolate does wonders.
Now this is not without precedent: the monologuist Jean Shepherd created a best seller out of a book that at the time, did not yet exist. He told his late-night radio listeners To go to bookstores and ask for a copy of I, Libertine and when they didnt have it in stock to order it immediately. It is not difficult to believe that RW talk show hosts on radio and TV were decrying the subject matter of the book with many stating that they were horrified upon reading it.
A time later, Shep wrote and published it. What a hoot.
but it has to be brand-name Ex Lax, the generic wont do the trick.
ret5hd
(20,482 posts)PCIntern
(25,491 posts)Expiring November 2022
mopinko
(70,023 posts)in your system. any case of the green apple two step will do.
Pobeka
(4,999 posts)Heard from a very good source. An excellent source.
keithbvadu2
(36,669 posts)Leith
(7,808 posts)They're both good.
1. There are no tracking chips in the vaccines. They're in the Ivermectin paste.
2. Wearing a mask over your nose and mouth foils facial recognition software. The feds can't reliably identify anyone wearing one.
If we could only get magats to grab hold of these and take off with them. A couple serious problems would be solved.
Arkansas Granny
(31,507 posts)underpants
(182,632 posts)Thanks.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Lancero
(3,002 posts)The most effective cure though is a 25/75 mix of Ex-Lax and Pepto-Bismol