I never realized Dem's could be so Machiavellian

[packman]

[C_U_L8R]

1. That's only part of the plan.

Magats are simply too dumb to figure out the rest.

[Martin Eden]

23. The microchips are actually in the horse de-wormer

Pretty soon they will be under our control, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[DFW]

2. Why, I think he has seen though our dastardly plot!

We pushed so hard to get Republicans vaccinated because we KNEW that the more we pushed, the less they would get vaccinated, and they would die off in droves. After all, the more the "libs" push for something, we knew all along the less they would be willing to do it. Macchiavelli couldn't have planned it with more evil precision.

[FakeNoose]

3. I heard a rumor that the nation's funeral homes are behind this

[Me.]

4. I Wish They Were

[Hugh_Lebowski]

5. And I think now Nolte is using reverse psychology to trick Republicans into getting vaccinated ...

See how easy it is to make up bullshit like this?

[SergeStorms]

28. No free will, those MAGAts.

They have to be tricked, cajoled, lied to....they just can't do anything by or for themselves.

And these are Asshole45's people.

[KentuckyWoman]

6. Busted.

If Trumpers really wanted to make a liberal cry they will get vaxxed, mask up and survive.

[Ocelot II]

7. Just like if you wanted to kill off your oppositional-defiant child:

Tell him you don’t want him to play in the street. He tells you you’re not the boss of him and he can do what he wants. You insist he has to stay in the yard. He says, you can’t make me! and dashes into traffic. Your evil plan has succeeded!

[alterfurz]

8. "I'm flattered that Republicans who refuse to take the vaccine...

...would rather die than to prove me right." -- @MiddleAgeRiot

Weird hill to die on, but at least you'll be dead. -- G. Reaper

[RockRaven]

9. Saying the quiet part out loud: con media knows MAGA sheep are fucking stupid.

[Kid Berwyn]

10. It's Opposite Day in Bizzarro World.

[Bev54]

11. GOP logic n/t

[UnderThisLaw]

12. He know his audience

they won’t respond to reason, they’d accuse him of being a lefty double agent if he said “Hey idiots get your butts vaccinated now ”, so he plays Let’s Blame The Liberals for Our Poor Decisions

[SergeStorms]

26. Trump told them to get vaccinated....

and they loudly booed him.

Nope, you can't pull the wool over the MAGAt's eyes. They'll eat the wool, the sheep it came from, and the de-wormer they were supposed to give the sheep.

They're mental giants, those MAGAts.

[FlyingPiggy]

13. Seriously can't take anymore of this insanity. GO DARWIN GO!!

[Lucky Luciano]

14. Holy shit haha! Is this really what this nitwit said?

[Roc2020]

15. What a plan. Drop the virus in an election year

President and his party will politicize the virus. Followers of party will downplay virus refuse vaccine and many die. Almost Devilish.

[ffr]

16. No mention of how the QOP was all for the virus before they were against it?

When initially NY and CA were the hardest hit. Back then, they were trying their damnedest to penalize blue states in every way possible. Remember?

Then came the election, the blue landslide, and JRB. 180 million Americans were quickly vaccinated and now the pandemic is of the unvaccinated. Punitive powers stripped of the QOP to penalize blue states further, they're not so gleeful these days.

Fuck 'em!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

17. Presupposes MAGHats are so easily manipulable (true), but Nolte doesn't realize it, so

Also presupposes vaccines work (true) despite Qanon insistence they don't,

... for the hoax disease that doesn't exist or is just the flu.

[Hortensis]

18. :) He's trying to get his readers vaccinated.

By coating hard truth in the hate speech they require for any mention of Democrats, and a little satire.

No one wants to cave to a piece of shit like that, or a scumbag like Fauci, or any of the scumbags at CNNLOL, so we don’t. And what’s the result? They’re all vaccinated, and we’re not! And when you look at the numbers, the only numbers that matter, which is who’s dying, it’s overwhelmingly the unvaccinated who are dying, and they have just manipulated millions of their political enemies into the unvaccinated camp.....

Have you ever thought that maybe the left has us right where they want us?

Just stand back for a moment and think about this…

Right now, a countless number of Trump supporters believe they are owning the left by refusing to take a life-saving vaccine — a vaccine, by the way, everyone on the left has taken. Oh, and so has Trump.

Now think about this…

On this very day, about 1,000 people in the U.S. will die of the China Flu. How many of those lives could’ve been saved had they been vaccinated? Is it 998?

Is it 778?

Is it 229?

Does it matter?

And if the left is all vaccinated and we’re not, who’s winning?

The push for mandates is another ploy to get us to dig in and not do what’s best for ourselves because no one wants to feel like they’re caving to a mandate.

Final note: How many of you were aware the CDC believes that 99.5 percent of those dying are unvaccinated? I bet not many of you. So why would the metric that is the most convincing one not be all over the place? Once you learn that 99.5 percent of deaths are unvaccinated, it cuts through all the muck. That number is startling, an eye-opener… Forget cases, forget mandates, forget masks, and Howard Stern… When you learn that almost everyone dying is unvaccinated, that’s a come to Jesus moment.

I could be wrong.

Maybe the left isn’t that evil and sly.

But when I think of the unvaccinated lying there dying, being told by their doctor, “Sorry, there’s nothing more we can do to get enough oxygen to your lungs,” I don’t laugh. My heart breaks for that person. Imagine lying there dying thinking that all you had to do was get the Trump Vaccine.

Even if this isn’t the left’s plan, who’s owning who?

[Lucky Luciano]

31. Hah yeah. He knows what he's doing.

He works for the Mercers who are not dumb.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

19. Well John, it actually WAS a fiendish plot

When people in the blue states were dying and tfg and his cabinet were doing worse than nothing.

What fascist fucks like John Nolte are going to do now is convince their hordes of braindead minions that Covid is/was a liberal-perpetrated genocide.

[keithbvadu2]

20. So they admit they are stupid enough to fall for it.

So they admit they are stupid enough to fall for it.

Vaccine developed by democrats for stupid unvax republicans.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Damn! They're on to us!

Time for a new strategy!

[IronLionZion]

22. They got us!

Now the only way they can own the libs is to get vaccinated.

[Bristlecone]

24. It's always someone else's fault. Just pathetic.

The party of personal responsibility….

[Xolodno]

25. Rats! Foiled Again! nt

[The Wizard]

27. thought disorders, loose associations,

paranoid schizophrenia and cognitive dissonance are covered by Obamacare.

[Paladin]

29. If the virus was just decimating the Republican voting base, I'd be overjoyed.

Unfortunately, good people are being infected and dying.

[johnthewoodworker]

30. Republican/Nazis are some some real dumb shits with science. With any luck 1% to 3% die.