MyPillow Guy Got A Thanksgiving Surprise For America, And It Is ... NO, GUESS!

[Nevilledog]

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https://www.wonkette.com/mypillow-guy-got-a-thanksgiving-surprise-for-america-and-it-is-no-guess


You didn't think Mike Lindell was going to just stop, did you? Kids, that's not going to happen until or unless someone in the man's family decides to pack the MyPillow Guy's MyPillow in the MyCar and take him to the MyHospital, at which point his MyDoctor might maybe examine his MyBrain to decide whether it is safe for him to go back to his MyHouse without adult supervision. And to be honest, even then he'll probably keep babbling forever about how Donald Trump is going to for sure become his MyPresident again.

Just not in August. That bird has flown, directly into a plate glass window.

But it's cool. Lindell was in Alabama this week, making MyPillowForts with the esteemed Alabama secretary of state, and now today, he told his old friend Steve Bannon, who is of sound mind and body just like Lindell is, that the Supreme Court is FOR SURE going to take his case very seriously BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

"This is the big announcement, everyone," Lindell told Real America's Voice host Steve Bannon. "I made a promise to this country that with all the evidence I have that we would get it to the Supreme Court and I predicted they would vote 9-0 to look at the evidence."

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[DickKessler]

1. Just like how Agent Orange was going to be reinstated in August?

You can't fix stupid!

[hlthe2b]

2. Now THAT's a turkey in the making...

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Did He Say Thanksgiving 2021?

Or, is this just another prediction that extends into eternity?
The crack addiction really f'd this guy's brain up.

[sheshe2]

4. Stuff, Truss, Baste, Roast.

When the time is right, stick a fork in him. Done.

[Texaswitchy]

5. He must need some money.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{)🖖

[tanyev]

7. Or someone in his family decides to hold HisPillow over HisFace.

[BlueJac]

8. This man is ill!

Call 911

[rurallib]

9. Russia's Supreme Court?

[Blue Owl]

10. MAGAts doped up on Tryptophan is good for shitty pillow sales

[Iggo]

11. I didn't think he could do it, but he's doing it.

He kicked the griftball down the field AGAIN!!!

And they’re going to fall for it again, huh.

[ornotna]

12. My goodness!

That boy is a half a bubble off plumb.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

13. Exuding confidence with no shame at all.

That seems to be the model for business success nowadays, at least until even the most gullible start ignoring these "confidence men" -- that is, scammers.

[LiberatedUSA]

14. I think MyPillow has been having too much MyCocaine. N/t