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riversedge

(70,093 posts)
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:09 AM Sep 2021

Loony tunes Michael Flynn says Deep State planning to put covid Vaccine in salad dressing

I wonder if Flynn has always had this tendency [thoughout the years] to be this crazy? He was a hot shot US General in the military at one time. --Or is this just more recent--like over the last several years of being brainwashed by listening to fox and rw radio.???





@RonFilipkowski
In a show dedicated to covid and election fraud conspiracies, Michael Flynn yesterday brings up an article he read that the Deep State medical establishment is planning to secretly put the covid vaccine in salad dressing.



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I think this tweet may be spot on!!



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Loony tunes Michael Flynn says Deep State planning to put covid Vaccine in salad dressing (Original Post) riversedge Sep 2021 OP
How ill conceived! no_hypocrisy Sep 2021 #1
And if they did, they won't ever again. tanyev Sep 2021 #25
Yes but they might dip their deep fried hot wings Prof. Toru Tanaka Sep 2021 #31
That's a masterstroke! I want to start up a myth that cigarette smoking actually brewens Sep 2021 #2
Wait! I thought Vegans teamed with the Deep State to put it in Steak Sauces to kill off meat eaters. TheBlackAdder Sep 2021 #27
Someone must have put "acid" in his bottled water? kentuck Sep 2021 #3
Exactly! H2O Man Sep 2021 #17
Hoffman and Flynn, in their own ways, Progressive Jones Sep 2021 #30
How do these people dress themselves in the morning?... MiHale Sep 2021 #4
Dress themselves? I'm wondering how they can use a fork Ilsa Sep 2021 #8
magas head over to the all you can eat salad bar and git yourself some ranch dressing MagickMuffin Sep 2021 #5
Too bad some of these Trump pardons can't be pulled back. Frustratedlady Sep 2021 #6
I wonder if these dangerous Leaders of Lies would stop If Trump told them to do so??... riversedge Sep 2021 #14
He'll never do that because he is too busy fundraising off the lies and conspiracies. Frustratedlady Sep 2021 #21
You mean there were no plans to put it in Cheetos? Buns_of_Fire Sep 2021 #7
He's not Loony Tunes, he's evil. eShirl Sep 2021 #9
I agree. No person should have the "freedom' to put others at risk for death. riversedge Sep 2021 #16
If it helped to eradicate covid tavernier Sep 2021 #10
Flynn is pure evil wickedness Duncanpup Sep 2021 #11
Document---All roads lead to Flynn... riversedge Sep 2021 #12
"Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!" Kid Berwyn Sep 2021 #13
He's toying with us. marybourg Sep 2021 #15
I heard they're putting the vaccine in Viagra. Ohiya Sep 2021 #18
Who else thinks it's weird that Flynn has a T-shirt with his own name on it? flying_wahini Sep 2021 #19
I'll get the Sputnik-V vaccine: I like Russian dressing. I think it's strange ... JustABozoOnThisBus Sep 2021 #20
Flynn knows better. He's just positioning for a Presidential run. Midnight Writer Sep 2021 #22
You'll be telling us you don't want slimline salad dressing next muriel_volestrangler Sep 2021 #23
I heard they are going to spray the vaccine in the air at voter polls. Raven123 Sep 2021 #24
The idiot really makes me sleep better at night. Chainfire Sep 2021 #26
Miracle Whip is gonna start flying of the shelf like it was the sixties again Brother Buzz Sep 2021 #28
It'll only work if it's Ranch. xmas74 Sep 2021 #29
Actually, not only the Ranch dressing. Aussie105 Sep 2021 #32
Nah. xmas74 Sep 2021 #33

Prof. Toru Tanaka

(1,944 posts)
31. Yes but they might dip their deep fried hot wings
Fri Sep 24, 2021, 03:13 PM
Sep 2021

in ranch or blue cheese. However, I find it hard to imagine a Trumper liking blue cheese since it is French in origin. (sarcasm)

brewens

(13,547 posts)
2. That's a masterstroke! I want to start up a myth that cigarette smoking actually
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:14 AM
Sep 2021

increases resistance to COVID and improves your chances if sick. Get them to stop eating salads and get that cholesterol up! Every bit helps.

TheBlackAdder

(28,168 posts)
27. Wait! I thought Vegans teamed with the Deep State to put it in Steak Sauces to kill off meat eaters.
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 10:55 AM
Sep 2021

H2O Man

(73,511 posts)
17. Exactly!
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:43 AM
Sep 2021

Abbie Hoffman "threatened" to dump gallons of liquid acid into the Chicago water supply in 1968. Clearly, Flynn has consumed some of it. Or maybe he's just having a flash-back?

Progressive Jones

(6,011 posts)
30. Hoffman and Flynn, in their own ways,
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 01:41 PM
Sep 2021

we're just trying to rile up the rubes.
Scaring the stupid is easy as can be.

MiHale

(9,664 posts)
4. How do these people dress themselves in the morning?...
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:15 AM
Sep 2021

Looks like Flynn is taking the simpler way but still needs to have his name in big letters emblazoned on his shirt…just in case.

Ilsa

(61,690 posts)
8. Dress themselves? I'm wondering how they can use a fork
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:26 AM
Sep 2021

without putting out an eye. Of course, Flynn knows, but he's a psychopath.

MagickMuffin

(15,933 posts)
5. magas head over to the all you can eat salad bar and git yourself some ranch dressing
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:16 AM
Sep 2021


I hear it won't be in the ranch. YEEHAW!

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
6. Too bad some of these Trump pardons can't be pulled back.
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:21 AM
Sep 2021

Flynn has been nothing but an inciter since he was pardoned. Flynn, along with Ghouliani, Powell, The Pillow Guy and other Trump cronies should be sitting in prison for the lies and conspiracies they have spread throughout the country.

I can't believe we'll see the end of the division (or pandemic) in our country until they are removed from society. We'd probably have to build a new prison to house them all, but I'd personally kick in a few bucks.

NOTE: Don't forget Trump, the mobster who is leading the group.

riversedge

(70,093 posts)
14. I wonder if these dangerous Leaders of Lies would stop If Trump told them to do so??...
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:42 AM
Sep 2021

I actually do not think they would. They are so into their bubble, that that believe their own lies now.

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
21. He'll never do that because he is too busy fundraising off the lies and conspiracies.
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:59 AM
Sep 2021

It is amazing to me that so many people still believe and follow Trump. I think back to 25 or so years ago when Democrats talked about how the Repukles were dumbing down their followers so they could lead them more easily. I scoffed at the time, but am beginning to see the results. However, I'm now trying to figure out why Repukes are insisting that their followers fight mandates for masks and vaccinations? They are killing their voters as though they were lined up before a firing squad.

Boggles the mind.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,158 posts)
7. You mean there were no plans to put it in Cheetos?
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:23 AM
Sep 2021

These guys are slipping. Their last good idea was infusing masks with THC to mellow out the population.

tavernier

(12,370 posts)
10. If it helped to eradicate covid
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:31 AM
Sep 2021

I would chick filet it in every state. Sadly that’s not how it works.

Kid Berwyn

(14,808 posts)
13. "Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!"
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:40 AM
Sep 2021


General Ripper: Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women...women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

flying_wahini

(6,578 posts)
19. Who else thinks it's weird that Flynn has a T-shirt with his own name on it?
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:49 AM
Sep 2021

He is such a strange and dim witted man. And he was a General.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,325 posts)
20. I'll get the Sputnik-V vaccine: I like Russian dressing. I think it's strange ...
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 08:55 AM
Sep 2021

... that this nut has an audience.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,271 posts)
23. You'll be telling us you don't want slimline salad dressing next
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 09:04 AM
Sep 2021


A 40 year old sketch which makes more sense than Michael Flynn.

Chainfire

(17,474 posts)
26. The idiot really makes me sleep better at night.
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 10:54 AM
Sep 2021

Knowing that people like him rise to the highest level of our nation's defense system.

xmas74

(29,671 posts)
29. It'll only work if it's Ranch.
Wed Sep 22, 2021, 12:46 PM
Sep 2021

Here in the Midwest we put that shit on everything-sandwiches, salad,fries,pizza.

Put the covid vax in Ranch dressing and within a month covid will no longer exist in the Flyover States.

Aussie105

(5,334 posts)
32. Actually, not only the Ranch dressing.
Sat Sep 25, 2021, 03:27 AM
Sep 2021

The blue cheese dressing too is loaded with it!

Where did you think the slight blue color came from? Seriously?

Actually . . . not a bad idea, but it will be in the lettuce, not the dressing.
Provide mRNA vaccine for all the hippie salad munchers! The meat eating MAGA salad haters can miss out.

xmas74

(29,671 posts)
33. Nah.
Sat Sep 25, 2021, 06:47 PM
Sep 2021

I'm in the Midwest. They eat Ranch on everything, unless they're at a fancy Eye-talian restaurant and can't get it. They eat Thousand Island on Reubens and Big Macs and French in Dorito Salad. Everything else is sus, especially Bleu Cheese.

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