Next Deep State target? SALAD DRESSING!

[Nevilledog]

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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
In a show dedicated to covid and election fraud conspiracies, Michael Flynn yesterday brings up an article he read that the Deep State medical establishment is planning to secretly put the covid vaccine in salad dressing.


4:48 AM · Sep 22, 2021

[Turbineguy]

1. And we all know

that lettuce is the vehicle for holding salad dressing.....

[Backseat Driver]

13. I'd take it another blasphemic direction -

If garlic was another ingredient, does it also keep the biting jab of the vampires away? Did they say "grace" in Jesus' name before consuming the salad so dressed with vinegar and wine on a hyssop branch (so as to reach out to the RW fundie base)?

[0rganism]

22. at first I thought you said "balsamic"

although I doubt the remaining unvaccinated are likely to eat salad, let alone choose a vinaigrette dressing if they do.

[The Magistrate]

2. Shall We Set Up A Book, Ma'am?

The first date it's reported a baseball bat is taken to the salad dressing display in a grocery aisle by some anti-vax cretin?

Side bets of if its a Walmart or an H. E. Butt or a Krogers it happens in?

[Nevilledog]

7. I'm gonna take next Thursday at a Walmart in California.

[Mr.Bill]

36. Orange County. n/t

[Me.]

14. Isn't Flynn's Brother Still Active Duty?

isn't he required to be vaxxed?

[karynnj]

4. But, but from their own stereotypes wouldn't more Democrats than Republicans eat salad

... especially with arugula in it! Not to mention, dosage can't be controlled and what about keeping vaccines at the super cold temperature?

Personally, I never buy commercial salad dressing - because it takes less than 5 minutes to make a better one myself.

[Runningdawg]

20. Yes but you left out the practice of dipping everything you eat in a bowl of ranch.

Okie MAGAts are going to have a melt down.

[karynnj]

32. You got me!

[Ocelot II]

5. I prefer to take my vaccines in Bearnaise sauce, personally.

Although the one for shingles goes well with a nice Béchamel.

[Binkie The Clown]

6. To really mess with them, tell them it's in their beer. nt

[Rorey]

16. Or in their beef

It's fed to cattle and then passed on when they eat a steak.

I'd love to see how that story could take off.

[fantase56]

8. salad dressing!!!!!

do they really think any of the people watching this actually eat salad

[Nevilledog]

9. Wait til someone figures out how to deep fry a salad.

[underpants]

17. See this is our super double back triple cross. They don't eat salads

But they know that we know that so by putting it in salad dressing we are taunting them saying that we know they don’t eat salad and they instinctively think DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO so then they eat the salads and BAM! they’ve got the vaccine.

Truly it’s brilliant in its simple complexity.

[Hugin]

19. I'm not convinced even owning-the-libs is powerful enough to get these pro-COVID fanatics to...

put a fork in any sort of vegetation.

Long shot.

We should go back to putting it in the Chik-fil-a sauce.

[Hugin]

21. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

Cripes!

[underpants]

25. Aha!

So the shortage was just to get the sauce loaded up it’s vaxx and so they’d come running back a eat enough to make sure it took effect.

Brilliant!

[Mr.Bill]

38. Coming to a county fair near you soon.

Hey, if they can deep fry ice cream...

[lame54]

10. I heard Pork Rinds kill coronavirus

[hlthe2b]

11. I hope it is Newman's Own... I'll be the most immune person on earth...

[Takket]

12. Come on. If you are targeting MAGAts you would be putting it in barbecue sauce!

We all know mouth breathers don’t eat salad!!!

[keithbvadu2]

27. BINGO!

[Mr.Bill]

39. Or light beer. n/t

[chowder66]

15. Flynn's Salad Dressing will be released soon I suppose. nt

[tanyev]

26. Apple Cider Ivermectin Vinaigrette!

[chowder66]

29. Gross yet funny!

[Takket]

34. No worms in my apple!

🤣

[Hugin]

18. I was just now conferring with Mr. Deep-State...

I informed him that Operation Ranch Vinaigrette was a misfire.

None of the intended targets would be caught dead eating a salad or vegetable for that matter.

Back to the drawing board.

[LoisB]

23. What the hell has happened to people? That someone would actually utter this nonsense is

despicable; that someone would actually believe this nonsense is frightening.

[Irish_Dem]

24. Another one who is either psychotic or a pathological liar/sociopath.

[lindysalsagal]

28. Anti-vaxxers don't eat salads. Put it in the french fries.

If we hit burger king, mcDonalds and wendys and Hardees all in the same week, we might actually get ahead of the virus.

[Hortensis]

30. My thought exactly. Salad? French fries!

[Xolodno]

31. We should start a rumor that eating Lard...

...will stop the virus. Its too thick to penetrate.

[Wounded Bear]

33. I guess I'm safe. I don't use salad dressing, hardly ever...

but I'm also fully vaccinated, too.

[smb]

35. After That, The NEXT Diabolical Step!

[sarcasmo]

37. Michael Flynn is a traitor, pushing deep state nonsense.