Actually, it's all quite genius.

[Tommy Carcetti]

You hold a highly suspect “audit” where the press are held at arm’s length, the “auditors” are all amateurs with zero experience, they take voting equipment to God-knows-where for God-knows-why, they make up all type of crazy talk like there being bamboo in the ballot, they act all squirrelly about the results and don’t want to release them, and in the end, it shows…

…President Biden won Arizona, as he officially did so.

Like anyone’s going to believe them after all that, so clearly it means Trump actually won Arizona!

Genius, I tell you! Genius!

[Dorian Gray]

1. They're playing

triple dog dare 8th dimensional connect four!

[C_U_L8R]

3. Ha! What a "Ninja" move.

Actually, it was a heist disguised as an audit. They got paid a fortune to tell the state what it already knew. Genius.

[gab13by13]

4. The genius part was,

the videos of people looking at ballots, looking for bamboo fibers, pretending to be interested in vote counts. We were all duped, they were geniuses. Someone, unknown, most likely affiliated with Trump, got access to voter data which can be used to gerrymander and suppress the vote and be useful on social media. Meanwhile we Democrats are all laughing at them because president Biden ended up with more votes. This was never about counting ballots, was never about finding fraud, it was a successful voter data mining expedition.

Look at Pa. for proof, look at what Pa. is asking for; voter data. The joke is on us, is on our DOJ for not stopping this.

[BSdetect]

6. Exactly

[Midnight Writer]

5. Don't forget their $5.7 million fee.