Sofa recount.

[kairos12]

I was sure my sofa had robbed me of at least five dollars in change. I conducted a hand recount of my cushions. Found a nickel.

Consulting with the Pillow guy about a cushion/pillow conspiracy.

Moving on to living room chairs.

The big lie, lay, laid, oh whatever, lives.

[LakeArenal]

1. I'm guessing a wayward sock stole your money.

Find one, you’ll find he other.

[sdfernando]

5. Socks (well at least the ones unhappy

about covering disgusting unwashed feet) hide in the nether corners of the dryer. They lie there in wait hoping you won't notice them. Then at the opportune moment they make a beak for it. Occasionally you will see socks that couldn't make it on their own strewn on the road or gutter....perhaps they were sad that their partner couldn't escape.....Who knows?

[mshasta]

2. I am truther of the sofa wormhole theory

...is true, I have lost so many items in those freaking couches

[Shermann]

3. I love love love found sofa popcorn

It's like Jesus extended his hand down from the heavens to put the bonus delicacy there for me at the most opportune times. Thanks Jesus...YUM!

[kairos12]

4. You speak

with wisdom filled kernels.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Lounge?

[LakeArenal]

7. Probably. 🤷🏼‍♀️