Just got a promotion in Antifa

[Duncanpup]

I’m now lead soup can pitcher

[hibbing]

1. Congrats!

I so want to join, but I'm having a hard time finding the application.

Peace

[lastlib]

9. It's on their website, dude!

antifa.gov

[Bettie]

2. I like the bags of soup

because if they are still frozen, they pack quite a wallop and if they are thawed, they create a really disgusting mess...especially the creamy ones!

CONGRATUATIONS on your promotion though! I am impressed!

[Jim G.]

3. Well Deserved!

And not just because you're one of Soros' favorites!

[wryter2000]

4. I'm on American flag battery patrol

They make a great battering ram against meddlesome cops.

[NCjack]

5. I can't find the membership application, and the $1 per year fee is just too much

[Bobstandard]

21. I'm the head of Antiif so..

So I’m gonna wave your fee. Welcome

[yonder]

34. Wait a minute, I thought I was the HMFWIC? **

** Head-MF-Whats-In-Charge

[NCjack]

36. I have read the Antifa soldier's manual, but I can't afford the official uniform.

[gratuitous]

6. That's the soup for your family, right?

[LakeArenal]

7. Man, I just can not remember our secret handshake.

[KS Toronado]

16. Barney Fife has it down pat.

[LakeArenal]

17. Ah yes. The Founder of Antifa. Barney Fife.

[DeeNice]

8. How do you find the time?!

Between that and the crisis acting it must be a whirlwind!

[SergeStorms]

29. We crisis actors are Unionized, you know.

We're only allowed to work 5 hours per week, one hour per day, weekends off (except under special circumstances, like staging MAGA insurrections). ACAUSE (Antifa Crisis Actors' Union for Societal Enrichment) has very strict rules about this now. Of course Union scale wages are $1000 per hour now after a hard fought battle with management.

Of course crisis acting isn't for everyone. Apprenticeships are few, and the planning meetings are long, but we're trying.

[lastlib]

10. did George give you a raise with it?

I heard he gives a raise with promotions.

[Retrograde]

11. I don't usually have canned soup at hand

Can I use cans of refried beans instead?

[panader0]

18. Yes, as long as they're not Goya refried beans.

[EffieBlack]

12. Yes, I knew that

As a senior executive in Antifa, I'm on the committee that approves promotions (Not only is it a fun committee - Soros makes it worth our while, if you know what I mean).

Your new job doesn't go to just anyone. It's a tough assignment but you've proven yourself up to the task.

I'm expecting great things from you! Now get out there and show us what you got!

[snort]

13. Is there really a difference between Minestrone and Italian Wedding?

[getagrip_already]

14. Don't forget to pick up your uniform....

A maga hat and a Q themed tee shirt. Given your rank, you also get the camo pant upgrade and the fascist face tattoo press on stickers.

You need to look good in AP news feeds!

[Brother Mythos]

15. I am so envious!

[KS Toronado]

19. Do we now have to call you Colonel Duncanpup?

[Duncanpup]

24. Absolutely no

[KS Toronado]

28. OK Sarge

[malaise]

30. Just TopDog

[KS Toronado]

33. Good one & true

[FakeNoose]

20. Yes! You da man

[Taylor Picker]

22. Soup can pitcher

[Ford_Prefect]

23. Would that be empty, full, low salt, or creamy?

[Whiskeytide]

25. I'm practicing throwing dried soup ...

… packets like Shurikens. Im getting pretty good. I can put your eye out at 20 paces.

[NellieStarbuck]

26. Starting or relief?

[Duncanpup]

27. Relief at the moment

But I’m happy I made the show

[madinmaryland]

32. So that means you are fighting the Soup Nazi? 😄

[KY_EnviroGuy]

35. DP, soon you will begin intensive training on the soup can bazooka.

Once you master the 'zooka, you'll move on to the soup can canon, beginning with 2-lb cans.

Of course, the ultimate in antifa artillery is the Big Joe Canon that fires a 7-lb can like this:






That'll paint those commie Rethugs a nice bright red!


KY...........