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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an extraordinary expression of gratitude to his political foes, President Biden thanked the Arizona G.O.P. for allowing him to relive the most glorious victory of his life.
Speaking from the White House, Biden said, The election was almost a year ago, and the memory of that amazing achievement had really started to fade. Thanks to the Arizona Republicans, all those wonderful memories have begun flooding back.
The President added that he was indebted to the Arizona G.O.P. for giving me a lift when I needed it most.
Let me tell you, this job is a killer, Jack, he said. Some days can get very, very dark. But thanks to the Arizona Republicans theres a smile on my face and a skip in my step again.
Biden noted that Pennsylvania Republicans, following in the footsteps of their Arizona brethren, are about to let him relive his greatest win yet again. All I can say is, thanks, man, he said. You guys are the best!
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/biden-thanks-arizona-gop-for-letting-him-relive-greatest-victory-of-his-life
LetMyPeopleVote
(144,005 posts)brewens
(13,400 posts)TFG kind of had to though. It was hard to tell what he was doing sometimes. I had to be reminded.
EYESORE 9001
(25,812 posts)It would be so cool if President Biden trolled the orange menace with some world-class sarcasm.
bucolic_frolic
(42,676 posts)Borowitz or not
FakeNoose
(32,356 posts)Many of us mailed our ballots and it was enough to win the election for Joe!
IronLionZion
(45,261 posts)so is living in a blue county or marking Biden on your ballot. That's why they only want to count in person votes from red counties and toss the rest.
BlueIdaho
(13,582 posts)Comedy Gold!
Joinfortmill
(14,247 posts)infullview
(978 posts)ShazamIam
(2,559 posts)Blue Owl
(49,934 posts)And send the Slobfather into another rage!