EJ Montini
Arizona Republic
... The audit may say that Biden won, but you and I know that is not the whole story.
Conspiracy auditors would understand that there are conspirators conspiring to create alternative conspiracies, perhaps even headquartered in that Washington, D.C., pizza parlor from which cannibalistic Democratic pedophiles are running a human smuggling operation.
Of course, the Illuminati, operating most likely from their secret underground complex beneath the Denver airport, don’t want us to know that.
That’s probably why they tried to prevent columnists like me from exposing their dastardly plan by controlling my thoughts by way of a microchip inserted into my COVID-19 vaccine ...
https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/ej-montini/2021/09/24/does-cyber-ninjas-arizona-audit-contain-hidden-conspiracy/5843948001/