PLANET ROMNESIA
On the planet of Romnesia Mitt Romney would be a supreme being by virtue of possessing the the following attributes:
Romniscience - for example, the supreme knowledge and ultimate authority of everything worth knowing because he says so, you can take his word for it, of course the numbers add up. Pick any number you want, he can make it add up!
Romnipotence - for example, the supreme power to prevent global strife and bloodshed by commanding worldwide respect by virtue of being, well, Romney. Romnesia would obviously be an apology free zone.
Romnipresence - for example, being in a position of absolute control over the most personal and private health decisions of every individual subject, er, citizen. Not to mention being able to be all things to all people at all times.
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