Trump's Press Sec: He Called Me to Insist His Penis Wasn't Toadstool-Shaped

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In the new book by Trump’s former WH Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, she alleges that he was so upset that Stormy Daniels said he had a small penis shaped like a toadstool, that he called her from Air Force One to insist it wasn’t true.

Trump’s Press Sec: He Called Me to Insist His Penis Wasn’t Toadstool-Shaped
The harrowing detail appears to be one of many from the upcoming book written by Trump’s former press secretary Stephanie Grisham.
thedailybeast.com
7:28 AM · Sep 28, 2021

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephanie-grisham-says-trump-called-her-to-insist-his-penis-wasnt-toadstool-shaped

Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.

The anecdote is just one of several mind-blowing details from the Post’s new account of Grisham’s upcoming book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now. Here are some of the others:

Trump allegedly told Putin that his tough-guy act was all for show

Grisham recounts a meeting between Trump and Vladimir Putin in Japan in 2019 where he allegedly admitted to the Russian president that he was being mean to him to impress the news cameras. At that G-20 meeting in Osaka, Trump wagged his finger at Putin and told him: “Don’t meddle in the election.” In her book, Grisham recalls seeing Trump tell Putin: “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.”

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I love their label "Mushroom Where It Happened"

[lagomorph777]

1. Well, if he was hoping she would chop the head off the mushroom story...

it seems to have sprouted again, like mushrooms after a rain.

[CTyankee]

2. That's adorable.

[Calista241]

3. I laughed, but as a guy, it's maybe a little understandable.

It's like when you see a video of another dude being hit in the balls by a baseball and you give that involuntary flinch, even though it didn't happen to you.

Nice to know Stormy Daniels lives in DJT's head rent free though. We should make sure that statement ends up on his tombstone somehow.

[Botany]

4. Whatever Donny.

BTW This is the real story:
Trump tell Putin: “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.”

[Tom Rinaldo]

9. Yep. Trump's vanity isn't news. n/t

[Botany]

14. Trump's vanity is one of the reasons that Putin targeted him as a Russian asset and or agent.

n/t

[Tom Rinaldo]

18. Absolutely. But at this point even hard core Trumpers know that their "god" is vain n/t

[vanlassie]

5. MicroMushroom Dick Short-Fingered Vulgarian

I bet he wears falsely large shoes.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Well then, Donnie, you should filed a defamation action

against Stormy.

The Discovery and evidence would have exonerated you.

[dweller]

7. He's a Goomba

✌🏻

[zuul]

8. This is, on the one hand, hilarious

but on the other, it's frightening that such a shallow, self-absorbed, narcissistic sociopath was the "leader" of a country.

Christ, how did we survie that fucking moron?

[tblue37]

10. It's not yet certain that we did.

[LakeArenal]

11. Have we survived him yet?

It will take years for me to realize that.

[Wounded Bear]

12. "Christ, how did we survie that fucking moron?"

It doesn't seem we have yet.

[Takket]

13. "That's a lie! It looks like a cocktail weenie!!!"

[TreasonousBastard]

15. Don't we need pictures?

[LiberatedUSA]

16. If you've played Mario Kart, you've seen them.

[GopherGal]

17. No!

We really really REALLY don't.
Stormy's description is sufficient nightmare fuel, thanks.

[Eyeball_Kid]

19. I thought Stormy said it was shaped like a salted pretzel. Where did I hear that? n/t

[tinrobot]

20. Well, that must mean it is true.

Thou doth protest too much...