Jeff Tiedrich sure has a way with words, and knows how to use it:

[George II]

Donald Trump's angry denial that he has a stupid little mushroom dick is all the proof you need that Donald Trump has a stupid little mushroom dick

Link to tweet

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Ah, my daily Tiedrich ... as I say, one must have their coffee in the AM, and their Tiedrich too,

to start the day off to a good start!

rump really is, a tiny man!

[BobTheSubgenius]

24. No double entendre intended, I'm sure.

[Paladin]

2. Yet another Tiedrich bullseye.

Keep 'em coming, Jeff...

[sheshe2]

3. ...

[Demovictory9]

4. lol

[Lovie777]

5. OMG ...

[Botany]

6. Whatever Donny.

BTW This is the real story:
Trump tell Putin: “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephanie-grisham-says-trump-called-her-to-insist-his-penis-wasnt-toadstool-shaped

Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.

The anecdote is just one of several mind-blowing details from the Post’s new account of Grisham’s upcoming book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now. Here are some of the others:

Trump allegedly told Putin that his tough-guy act was all for show

Grisham recounts a meeting between Trump and Vladimir Putin in Japan in 2019 where he allegedly admitted to the Russian president that he was being mean to him to impress the news cameras. At that G-20 meeting in Osaka, Trump wagged his finger at Putin and told him: “Don’t meddle in the election.” In her book, Grisham recalls seeing Trump tell Putin: “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.”

[Tommymac]

23. A thread without pictures is useless ...thanks!

Though it is rather disgusting and not fair to mushrooms.

[calimary]

25. Why donald! Is that you?

[Wounded Bear]

7. Is...

He IS a stupid mushroom dick. (Can't really say he's little )

[KS Toronado]

8. Plus he's a DICK-HEAD

[NurseJackie]

9. Retweeted!

[NurseJackie]

10. Trump actually DOES have a big dick... (NSFW photo)

[IronLionZion]

12. Eww, no posting dick pics on DU!

[George II]

13. Question: can a dick head also be a coke head? (as they say, asking for a friend)

[NurseJackie]

15. Be careful when typing coke... I believe the answer is yes.

Which reminds me... at a previous job, I typed an email (sent to all my colleagues) letting them know that our server would be down for an hour or two while the technicians installed a new hard dick drive.



Everyone ROARED with laughter!! (And I turned a dozen different shades of red.)

[reACTIONary]

19. 🤣 nt

[IronLionZion]

11. Stormy knows

[SergeStorms]

14. When TFG starts protesting too much....

you know you've hit pay dirt. Nothing pisses him off more than the truth.

[calimary]

16. He not only HAS a stupid little mushroom dick, he IS a stupid little mushroom dick.

[Aristus]

18. You beat me to it...

[Grokenstein]

17. Tiny Rotten Ugly Mushroom Penis

or TRUMP for short. (Reportedly VERY short, ba-dum-tish.)

[Cha]

20. And, we already Knew tfg IS a

stupid little mushroom dick.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

21. Why is this coming up again now? Is tRump's penis in the news again?

[niyad]

22. I think it is because of grisham's new book.