"Take the Money and Run": Probably not coming to a museum near you.

[Nevilledog]

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A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. He delivered blank canvases and titled them "Take the Money and Run." https://cbsn.ws/2XXqaeh
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11:00 AM · Sep 28, 2021

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jens-haaning-take-the-money-and-run-blank-canvases/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab8c&linkId=133611837

A Danish artist was given $84,000 by a museum to use in a work of art. When he delivered the piece he was supposed to make, it was not as promised. Instead, the artist, Jens Haaning, gave the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art in Aalborg, Denmark two blank canvases and said they were titled "Take the Money and Run."

Haaning was asked to recreate two of his previous works: 2010's "An Average Danish Annual Income" and "An Average Austrian Annual Income," first exhibited in 2007. Both used actual cash to show the average incomes of the two countries, according to a news release from the artist.

In addition to compensation for the work, Haaning was also give bank notes to use in the work, museum director Lasse Andersson told CBS News via email. Their contract even stated the museum would give Haaning an additional 6,000 euros to update the work, if needed, Andersson said. At the time the works were initially exhibited, the Danish piece highlighted the average income of 328,000 kroner, approximately $37,800, while the average Austrian salary illustrated was around €25,000, or $29,000.

"We also have a contract that the money $84,000 US dollars to be displayed in the work is not Jens' and that it must be paid back when the exhibition closes on 16 January 2022," Andersson said.

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[Mme. Defarge]

1. But did he have a gub?

[lagomorph777]

6. No no, that says "gun"

[Mme. Defarge]

10. It's a "b"!

No, it’s an “n”!

[lame54]

13. It's clearly an n but what's abt naturally?

[Casady1]

2. One of Woody Allen's best n/t

[The Magistrate]

3. I Want To Shake That Fella's Hand, Ma'am

Priceless.

[Nevilledog]

4. And easy to decorate with, my dear.

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Bet it's worth a lot more than $84,000 now.

Gosh, the banana taped on a wall got appraised at $120,000.

BTW, which canvass is “Run”?

[ZonkerHarris]

17. yup. genius.

[underpants]

7. I feel (crosses arms, puts hand to chin) it's a representation of the vacuous sense of both

Oneness with humanity and yet our continual and unavoidable isolation.

[Nevilledog]

8. Obviously.

[lagomorph777]

12. Heee!

[lame54]

9. It's upside down

[lagomorph777]

11. Hahahaa!

[underpants]

14. 😆

[FSogol]

15. "Art is what you can get away with." - Andy Warhol

[Vinca]

16. Looks like stuff that has sold for millions to the too-much-money crowd.