About That (Fake) "Real" Cyber Ninja's Audit Report (Welcome to the auditverse)

[Nevilledog]

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Julian Sanchez
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Since the Arizona “audit” failed to turn up any actual evidence of fraud, True Believers are now circulating a fabricated (supposedly “suppressed”) version of the report that says what they wanted.

About That (Fake) "Real" Cyber Ninja's Audit Report
The timelines have branched. Welcome to the auditverse.
trapezoid.news
11:57 AM · Sep 28, 2021

https://www.trapezoid.news/p/about-that-fake-real-cyber-ninjas


If you paid any attention to “Audit Telegram” or The Gateway Pundit over the weekend, you may have come across a file purporting to be the “original” version of the Arizona Audit report. Legend has it that this version of the report was altered after Arizona Senate attorney Kory Langhofer interfered - though some versions of the story state Doug Logan was forced to water it down after his family was threatened.

Since we’re talking about 3 different versions of the same document, let’s get some terms straight before continuing:

* The draft leaked on 9/23 will be referred to as the leaked draft

* The final report published on the Arizona Senate Republican’s site will be referred to as the final report

* The “real” report will be referred to as the fake report. You’ll understand why in a few

The tone and conclusion of the fake report differ significantly from both the final report and the leaked draft. While the final report acknowledges the hand recount closely matched the official election results, the fake report ignores that fact entirely and instead states, confusingly, that “the election should not be certified” (Arizona certified its election results in November 2020).

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1. Cyber Ninja's Statement on False Report

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[Nevilledog]

2. These nut jobs are saying the Cyber Ninjas statement is also fake.

Fucking evil and stupid to the core.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Denial is not just a river in Africa

[Midnight Writer]

4. Folks are upset that they are not being conned hard enough.

[Nevilledog]

5. Right?