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royable

(1,263 posts)
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:15 PM Sep 2021

Forget ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine--raw sewage is the way to go!

The really effective way to prevent against infection by COVID-19 is to siphon off some untreated effluent from your city's or town's sewer system, and use it for bathing and gargling. If you're out in the country, you can get it from your own septic tank or outhouse. This is what my cousin's friend's car mechanic said he was seeing all over his Facebook feed, and people are getting amazing results! Apparently it helps to build up their immune system naturally.

I'd have my qualms about trying something like that myself, and besides, I already got my free pfizer shot. But if it's cheaper than ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, and easier to come by, I feel so pwned by those resourceful MAGATs!

Plus, the MAGATs say that the treatment creates an invisible aura of protection around them that keeps the pesky, holier-than-thou vaccinated folks far away, so the MAGATs don't have to put up with any of the vaccinated's "get vaxxed" crap!


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Forget ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine--raw sewage is the way to go! (Original Post) royable Sep 2021 OP
Pig urine - straight from the source lame54 Sep 2021 #1
Lol, if Qanon or tr*#p tells them to drink cyanide, they probably would. Lunabell Sep 2021 #2
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Sep 2021 #3
Back in the before time it was fun to kid about a "Don't eat yellow snow" PSA... Girard442 Sep 2021 #4
It will work, and better yet, you don't have to worry about social diseases... TreasonousBastard Sep 2021 #5
Another positive effect is that your symptoms of cholera, Ocelot II Sep 2021 #6
I've heard you need to eat an entire llama if you want real protection Hugh_Lebowski Sep 2021 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Sep 2021 #8
Yup! That's what people are saying! (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Sep 2021 #9
Ah yes, the old llamanation technique. royable Sep 2021 #12
Funny post..ty Deuxcents Sep 2021 #10
Snort vitamin C! It helps improve your skin too! Initech Sep 2021 #11
The news tonight that Putin is furious at YouTube for announcing Sogo Sep 2021 #13
Dr. Diarrhea Donny's Miracle Cure Blue Owl Sep 2021 #14
The other day I saw this... Grokenstein Sep 2021 #15
seriously disturbing meme you got there. And a sad tale of the co-worker. royable Sep 2021 #16
The tattoo? keithbvadu2 Sep 2021 #18
Three words: WINTER IS COMING. nt joetheman Sep 2021 #17
Don't give these nuts any ideas ... SarcasticSatyr Sep 2021 #19
The odd thing is that medical doctors USE THIS as a treatment!!! Tracer Sep 2021 #20
But for foolproof protection, it has to come from the man himself... Buns_of_Fire Sep 2021 #21

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Girard442

(6,065 posts)
4. Back in the before time it was fun to kid about a "Don't eat yellow snow" PSA...
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:19 PM
Sep 2021

...featuring top Democratic luminaries.

Reality has overtaken satire.

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)
5. It will work, and better yet, you don't have to worry about social diseases...
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:21 PM
Sep 2021

since you'll never get laid again.

Ocelot II

(115,584 posts)
6. Another positive effect is that your symptoms of cholera,
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:23 PM
Sep 2021

which include explosive diarrhea, ensure that people will maintain social distancing from you.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
7. I've heard you need to eat an entire llama if you want real protection
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:43 PM
Sep 2021

Heart, liver, brain, intestine, eyes ... talking the whole thing.

And then you need grind the hooves and teeth to a fine powder and snort them.

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royable

(1,263 posts)
12. Ah yes, the old llamanation technique.
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:51 PM
Sep 2021

Snorting of the powdered hooves coats the insides of your lung's alveoli really well so that no COVID-infected oxygen molecules can get through.
Once you're finished, the llamantation by your survivors can begin.

Sogo

(4,986 posts)
13. The news tonight that Putin is furious at YouTube for announcing
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:53 PM
Sep 2021

it will now ban vaccine disinformation is the tell where all this sh!t (literally) comes from.

Grokenstein

(5,721 posts)
15. The other day I saw this...
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:57 PM
Sep 2021


It's possibly the dumbest crap I've ever seen, this side of a Ben Garrison cartoon. Dude, why not just eat a turd, then? That would surely super-boost your system!!

A co-worker of mine used to chew her fingernails constantly. This was especially gross as she worked at the equipment shack, handing out and receiving radios and scanners all day. She told me that gnawing on her filthy hooves kept her immune system strong.

She caught something--I never found out what--that seriously messed her up...to the point she had to quit work. She didn't last very long after that.

royable

(1,263 posts)
16. seriously disturbing meme you got there. And a sad tale of the co-worker.
Wed Sep 29, 2021, 11:08 PM
Sep 2021

Obviously the muscular guy in the meme doesn't have healthy behavior, and I suppose I could do a search for answers, but are there studies about the strength of the immune systems of people who have been doing the actions listed on the right?

Tracer

(2,769 posts)
20. The odd thing is that medical doctors USE THIS as a treatment!!!
Thu Sep 30, 2021, 08:54 AM
Sep 2021

Researchers have found that delivering a fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) in a pill—a poop pill, basically—is no worse than a similar procedure done with a colonoscopy. Neither option may sound particularly enticing, but FMTs are wildly effective at treating a very nasty infection called Clostridium difficile.

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So maybe the MAGATs can ask their doc for one of these pills!

Buns_of_Fire

(17,151 posts)
21. But for foolproof protection, it has to come from the man himself...
Thu Sep 30, 2021, 09:11 AM
Sep 2021

So try Dr. Donald's Super Duper Pooper Pills (tm)! Even more effective than kissing his Glorious Glutes!

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