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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsForget ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine--raw sewage is the way to go!
The really effective way to prevent against infection by COVID-19 is to siphon off some untreated effluent from your city's or town's sewer system, and use it for bathing and gargling. If you're out in the country, you can get it from your own septic tank or outhouse. This is what my cousin's friend's car mechanic said he was seeing all over his Facebook feed, and people are getting amazing results! Apparently it helps to build up their immune system naturally.
I'd have my qualms about trying something like that myself, and besides, I already got my free pfizer shot. But if it's cheaper than ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, and easier to come by, I feel so pwned by those resourceful MAGATs!
Plus, the MAGATs say that the treatment creates an invisible aura of protection around them that keeps the pesky, holier-than-thou vaccinated folks far away, so the MAGATs don't have to put up with any of the vaccinated's "get vaxxed" crap!
lame54
(35,262 posts)Lunabell
(6,046 posts)And they call US sheep, lol.
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Girard442
(6,065 posts)...featuring top Democratic luminaries.
Reality has overtaken satire.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)since you'll never get laid again.
Ocelot II
(115,584 posts)which include explosive diarrhea, ensure that people will maintain social distancing from you.
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)Heart, liver, brain, intestine, eyes ... talking the whole thing.
And then you need grind the hooves and teeth to a fine powder and snort them.
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Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)royable
(1,263 posts)Snorting of the powdered hooves coats the insides of your lung's alveoli really well so that no COVID-infected oxygen molecules can get through.
Once you're finished, the llamantation by your survivors can begin.
Deuxcents
(16,084 posts)Initech
(100,036 posts)Sogo
(4,986 posts)it will now ban vaccine disinformation is the tell where all this sh!t (literally) comes from.
Blue Owl
(50,256 posts)Grokenstein
(5,721 posts)It's possibly the dumbest crap I've ever seen, this side of a Ben Garrison cartoon. Dude, why not just eat a turd, then? That would surely super-boost your system!!
A co-worker of mine used to chew her fingernails constantly. This was especially gross as she worked at the equipment shack, handing out and receiving radios and scanners all day. She told me that gnawing on her filthy hooves kept her immune system strong.
She caught something--I never found out what--that seriously messed her up...to the point she had to quit work. She didn't last very long after that.
royable
(1,263 posts)Obviously the muscular guy in the meme doesn't have healthy behavior, and I suppose I could do a search for answers, but are there studies about the strength of the immune systems of people who have been doing the actions listed on the right?
keithbvadu2
(36,655 posts)Cannot make it out.
joetheman
(1,450 posts)SarcasticSatyr
(1,177 posts)the ones they're coming up with are dumb enough ...
Tracer
(2,769 posts)Researchers have found that delivering a fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) in a pilla poop pill, basicallyis no worse than a similar procedure done with a colonoscopy. Neither option may sound particularly enticing, but FMTs are wildly effective at treating a very nasty infection called Clostridium difficile.
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So maybe the MAGATs can ask their doc for one of these pills!
Buns_of_Fire
(17,151 posts)So try Dr. Donald's Super Duper Pooper Pills (tm)! Even more effective than kissing his Glorious Glutes!