Best instructional video on how to get out of a ticket

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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
I’ve handled a lot of traffic court cases, among many other things, in my 27 years as a lawyer. I can tell you that this is the best instructional video I’ve ever seen on how to get out of a ticket. It starts out, “You are the hottest cop I’ve ever been pulled over by!”


12:56 PM · Oct 4, 2021

[Tomconroy]

1. That line probably wouldn't work for me.

[Faux pas]

2. I

want to be friends with that lady!

[LeftInTX]

3. A little over the top. He probably was leaning in her favor anyway

I would flirt with them, but I was more subtle. I would thank them for being respectful and nice etc.
However, I never told a cop they were hot.

[Duppers]

4. 😂

She's a genius at piling it on.

[FreepFryer]

5. "You got a brother?" (Nt)

[DFW]

6. I heard of a more drastic solution, though it might be lacking somewhat in veracity...........

As the story goes, a cop pulls a woman over for speeding.

He asks for her license and registration. She tells him she has neither, and that in fact, she stole the car. The only thing in glove compartment is a loaded gun. The cops puts his hand on his own gun, and asks if she has a permit for the gun. She says no. He asks her to open the car's trunk, and she says, she would prefer not to, since the body of the person she killed with the gun is still in there. The cop freaks out, draws his gun, tells her not to move, and calls for a LOT of backup. She complies.

Four police cars pull up in short order, and the precinct's captain cautiously approaches the driver's window. He asks if it is true that the car is stolen. She says, of course not. He asks for her license and registration, which she hands him immediately. He asks if she has a gun in the glove compartment. She says, no, of course not. He then asks if there is a dead body in the trunk. She says, no, of course not, where did he get all these ridiculous ideas?

The chief says that according to the cop that pulled her over, the car was stolen, she had a gun in the glove compartment and there was a dead body in the trunk.

She says that the cop who pulled her over must be completely out of his mind, and adds, "the next thing you know, he'll also accuse me of speeding."