The talk of the diner: how did Allen West catch the fake King Kong flu?
So today we are again down here at the diner once again, and what we are disgusting today is how Allen West could be getting sick from that co-video thingy?
First let me make sure you know Allen West is not the same as Kenya West even though they look the same to me so I thought he was the same one until Flo said no they aren't. So I guess they aren't even though it is confusing they have the same name. I think the way you can tell them apart is Kenya is married to Nambia I think her name is but Allen isn't married to her and to someone completely different instead. But maybe don't quote me on it
Anyway the big news today is Allen is fine but also sick but not to worry since he's going to head down to the hospice. And now we are here trying to figure out how he got sick
As you might guess, different people are having their own different big ideas, which they have learned by thinking carefully and maybe even reading the internet
One big idea is it is from the mask mandates. Many parents are very concerned about these mandates because they think school children should not go on dates with men even if they wear masks. Whatever you might think about it, it is a possible thing you can think about anyway
Another big idea is it is because his wife got vaccinated and then he got sick from the magnetic beams streaming from her. I know they aren't safe on account of that my old watch stopped working because of magnetic beams. So this is the best answer though if you disagree I still respect your right to be wrong
But now there is still the another question how did he get sick even though he took his hydrochloroxquinine pills? I am thinking the answer is because of the conspiracy
Anyway that is what we are thinking about down here at the diner to help you save your thinking energy
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and that proves some sort of conspiracy that might involve space lasers. Horse dewormer should save him.
