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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow do you dress your kid as a Satanic Socialist for Halloween?
Notice on a screen door----
marble falls
(57,112 posts)berniesandersmittens
(11,343 posts)Nevilledog
(51,122 posts)luv2fly
(2,475 posts)Paper sacks of used Alpo, doused in lighter fluid, and ignited
marble falls
(57,112 posts)Walleye
(31,028 posts)Champp
(2,114 posts)until death do you part.
Walleye
(31,028 posts)blueinredohio
(6,797 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)70sEraVet
(3,504 posts)packman
(16,296 posts)Which would make the whole thing O.K. to them
Holy Molly Pop Tarts
Holly Roller Tootsie Rolls
Heaven's Delight Chocolate Mints
The Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost Gum
Bible bon-bons
jmbar2
(4,893 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)... a rope that looks like an umbilical cord, with the girl saying she's glad it's aborted now.
Then all of the kids suck on the doll, saying they're drinking it's blood before it gets cold.
Okay, that joke would be going too far with those kooks! And they might decide to shoot any trick-or-treaters who tried to troll them to that extent.
Zambero
(8,964 posts)And since Satanic Santa is known to be an avowed lefty do-gooder, prepare to pay up for your Christmas gifts as well! Meanwhile, let's all team up to fight this years' Satanic Socialist war on Christmas, which includes not getting that merchandi$e to the harbor on time!
malaise
(269,057 posts)money - this is a start up business - you have to buy their costumes
underpants
(182,830 posts)Response to packman (Original post)
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Solly Mack
(90,773 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)Go find some bobbins you can lose a finger on.
yonder
(9,667 posts)That must have been the lazy, entitled, freeloading multitudes.
5000 of them according to that book they claim to follow.
Johnny2X2X
(19,067 posts)Translated, this means, "Egg this house tonight!"
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)My parents had a neighbor whose house was regularly egged and TP'd. They didn't understand it, but I did.
The guy ran out of his house and yelled at kids if they stepped on his grass, even accidentally as they were mostly walking on the sidewalk.
He was a retired military officer, and such a damn weirdo. When I saw "American Beauty" years later, the Frank Fitts character reminded me so much of him. There was even a physical resemblance.
I never did that sort of thing to his house, but I was aware of several kids in the neighborhood who hated him.
sarisataka
(18,663 posts)Beastly Boy
(9,375 posts)They clearly lost Jesus, and they are begging, in their peculiar anti-Christian way, all the satanic socialists and lazy entitled freeloading toddlers to find Jesus for them.
I say they are lost beyond redemption. If they can't find it in their vindictive fucking hearts to give some cheap fucking candy to some well-meaning kids once a year, no one can help them find Jesus.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)They probably have delusions about them being the victims too, like they might be killed in some genocidal plan by "Godless liberals" or whatever.
Yet they'd likely try to do the same to their "enemies", in reality.
It can be a slippery slope when someone places more trust in myths and fantasy over rational and evidence-based thought. At least many such people have enough doubt to not act on their overactive imaginations.
luvs2sing
(2,220 posts)parka-wearing, bemittened Bernies marching up this idiots sidewalk.
I can dream, cant I?
andym
(5,444 posts)and give them gifts. Wonder how they would react.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)kairos12
(12,862 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)I can tell they're the life of the party. Maybe someone should invite them to their next orgy.
Leith
(7,809 posts)They're patrotic Chri$tians, after all.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)... belongs to Rupert Murdoch.
Rupert Murdoch Kept a Bust of Lenin in His Oxford Dorm Room
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/11/rupert-murdoch-kept-bust-lenin-oxford-dorm-room/335908/
Kid Berwyn
(14,909 posts)My name is Moscow Mitch and I help socialist mafiya oligarchs launder money.
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)(sarcasm) ?v=1612906801
Norbert
(6,040 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)roamer65
(36,745 posts)I dont like candy that much so it would have been fun, especially knocking on this door.
Initech
(100,081 posts)quaker bill
(8,224 posts)gives away candy on Halloween or any other day.
MustLoveBeagles
(11,612 posts)If you don't want trick or treaters keep your porch light off.