So a Russian spy a klan member and televangelists walk into a bar

[Duncanpup]

The bartender says fellas the republican convention is next door.

Update 07:58

I heard this at work last night

[malaise]

1. Get thee to the greatest page

Just because

[Duncanpup]

3. Heard it at work malaise

[malaise]

7. It's hilarious because it's true

[2naSalit]

4. K&R

[Withywindle]

5. A cop, a Klansman, and a terrorist walk into a bar

Bartender says, "YOU might be seeing triple but I only see one of you so I'm not selling you three drinks at a time."

[Duncanpup]

6. I love it

[plimsoll]

12. I think "The usual Bob?"

Works better.

[GPV]

13. Agreed. Much tighter

[niyad]

8. Excellent start to my day.

[Koch Ebola]

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[FakeNoose]

16. His jokes are ok but he needs to work in the disguise a little bit

[nuxvomica]

10. Bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. Trump?"

[LakeArenal]

14. How about...We reserve the right to not serve you.

[stillcool]

15. at the strip club that has the peep shows

[czarjak]

17. No Nazi?

[peppertree]

19. Ze Nazi was already zere

When the police asked him where he was going he just said: I know nazing.

[czarjak]

20. Pecking Order

[Turbineguy]

18. Ha!

[TygrBright]

21. I heard it as "A Russian spy, a Mob boss, and a terrorist walk into a bar..."

"...and the bartender says "Is the secret service detail on your tab, Mr. [Redacted]?"

The permutations are endless... sadly.

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