If these kids show up at your door will you give him candy ?

[RandySF]

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[Walleye]

1. Well yes, it's pretty funny

[Journeyman]

2. Sure . . .

They may not get the handful of sweets the other kids receive but I'd be just as friendly with them as with the rest.

[underpants]

3. Of course, obviously they don't come from a good home.

Charity.

[North Shore Chicago]

18. *snort

[Bettie]

4. They can't help who their parents are

and they look to young to have chosen these costumes on their own.

[PXR-5]

5. I'd go beyond candy,

give them hamberders!

[lindysalsagal]

6. With those gloves? Hell, yes!

[sarisataka]

7. Of course,

I like the scariest costumes best

[Hoyt]

8. If it's just kids, yes. If mom/dad are there, I'd probably yell "handouts."

[Ocelot II]

9. Those are the scariest costumes I've seen in a long time.

[lpbk2713]

10. Child abuse by their parents.

They need all the help they can get.

[Polybius]

11. Of course I would

I'm not an asshole.

[PlanetBev]

12. Absolutely!

I clearly remember that on Halloween 2008, this woman in Grosse Point, MI asked kids who their parents were voting for. If they said “Obama” she refused to give them candy. Some kids were in tears. There was a gentleman down the street who had a McCain sign on the lawn and he gave every kid that came to his door a full sized candy bar.

That woman, who was a middle aged high school math teacher was so repulsive that even Fox News was shocked by her behavior.

[Retrograde]

13. I give candy to all the kids

and if their parents were nearby, I'd say "great costumes!".

We didn't get many this year: a bunch of generic princesses and a Captain America, complete with shield.

[Hekate]

14. Of course! And I'd say, "Ooooh, scary!" And laugh at the joke, because they're little kids. nt

[meadowlander]

15. Yes, Whoppers and Sour Patch Kids.

[KentuckyWoman]

16. Everyone gets a treat.

No exceptions.

I gave out twinking light up pumpkin necklaces, superballs that light up on impact, granola bars, and milkbones for the doggies.

Everyone could pick one. Even moms and dads.

The superballs went the fastest.

[Raine]

17. Oh definitely ... they're so cute, absolutely adorable! 🥰 nt

[True Dough]

19. Most definitely! Candy and a lecture

About how the people that they're emulating are liable to turn this country into a democratic wasteland.

Then send them on their merry old way.

[Tommy Carcetti]

20. I'd give them candy and...

…slip them the number to social services.

[LiberatedUSA]

21. The costume is right, but Melania doesn't like to touch TFG.

She would not be that happy. Trump needs more orange.

Of course give them candy. They are kids. The parents likely put this idea in their head. Even if they didn’t, it isn’t like the children have the wherewithal to understand how horrible those two are and why.