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Borowitz: Trump Claims He Is Now Governor of Virginia
RICHMOND (The Borowitz Report)—Offering a unique interpretation of Tuesday’s election results, Donald J. Trump announced that he is now the Governor of Virginia.
“The people of Virginia have chosen me as their Governor,” Trump said. “Frankly, we did win this election.”
He had nothing but contempt for media outlets that have declared Glenn Youngkin the winner of Tuesday’s contest.
“I’m sure Glenn Youngkin is a nice person, but, if he thinks he’s Governor and I’m not, that’s just sad and very pathetic, O.K.?” he said. “Go away, Glenn. You’re a disgrace and a baby.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-he-is-now-governor-of-virginia