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niyad

(113,336 posts)
Thu Nov 4, 2021, 04:14 PM Nov 2021

I have distressing news to report. The scheduled 3 Nov switchover from the

current chinese-controlled internet to elon musk's new hackproof starlink internet, under the control of Space Force, and the seven billion new-internet compatible phones, has been delayed. Apparently there has just come the realization that there is a shortage of Chinese chips.

It is 5 o'clock somewhere.

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I have distressing news to report. The scheduled 3 Nov switchover from the (Original Post) niyad Nov 2021 OP
OhNOES! OhZone Nov 2021 #1
I can hear Elgar in the background:.... lindysalsagal Nov 2021 #2
I got a chip shortage too.... Evolve Dammit Nov 2021 #3
Lays or Kettle? niyad Nov 2021 #4
Mesquite BBQ Kettle all the way! Evolve Dammit Nov 2021 #6
Excellent choice. niyad Nov 2021 #7
But the BIG question is, are the Jewish Space Lasers still operative? MTG was asking. George II Nov 2021 #5
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