caption Trump

[left-of-center2012]

Then-President Donald Trump catches a baseball on the South Lawn of the White House on July 23, 2020.
Drew Angerer/Getty Images

[malaise]

1. Please please please

Don't let me drop this -they're already laughing

[lame54]

2. Take it easy it's not a brussel sprout

[Shermann]

3. I'm much better at catching Covid!

[rurallib]

4. If I recall he once claimed he was the best baseball player in NYC

at a time when Mantle and the Yankees were near their peak.

So my caption is "The fat orange flub"

[left-of-center2012]

6. He once claimed ...

He said that he played baseball so well in high school that a major league team wanted him to drop out of school and play for them in the major leagues without spending any time in the minor leagues.

Go straight from a high school team to a major league baseball team.
But he decided to stay in school.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Military School, that is.

[Johonny]

5. I hate football