This photoshop made my day

[kpete]

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[Boomerproud]

1. You seem to have overlooked the Golden Rule Madge.

Haven't gotten to the Beatitudes yet either, eh?

[TheBlackAdder]

7. It took her years to read The Living Bible. Who does she think she's kidding? There are no pictures.

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[COL Mustard]

24. Please, Don't Refer To Her As Madge

I had an Aunt Madge. She deserved far better than she got from life. Please refer to that woman as Midge.

Thank you.

[North Shore Chicago]

2. She is the opposite of a Christian.

How pathetic, dangerous and little she is.

[COL Mustard]

25. She Is The Opposite Of A Human Being.

She is likely descended from apes, and not that long ago.

[enid602]

3. book

Why am I not surprised to hear that it took her years to read a book? And I'll bet that was the Audible version.

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Reading & Reading Comprehension are two different things. With the comprehenson of a 5-year-old. . .

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Every word she read was purged by the time she got to the next book in the bible.

The Bible is written in such a manner that literal interpretations give false messaging. Nuance and applied historical references are required to properly understand the true meaning of the words. Let's not forget that there are also over 300 serious flaws, errors and conflicts in the Bible too.

Guaranteed, she read it at a level no higher than RL8.

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[dalton99a]

4. And Him and Him

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Average readers 200wpm, morons 100wpm. At 200wpm it would take less than 10 8-hour days to read it.

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Let's just say that she affirmed that she is dumber than a moron.

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[TexasBushwhacker]

18. I was thinking that too

Years? I know it's a long book, but YEARS? It doesn't sound like reading it was a big priority to her.

[IcyPeas]

8. Has she reached 2 corinthians yet?

[mizogan]

13. Revelations

I was wondering if she has figured out the book of revelations...
"As sinners, in one way or another, we are all part of those sinful forces that killed Jesus. Jesus died making the reign of God present for us while we were still sinners. To acknowledge our human sinfulness is to become aware of our participation in the forces of evil that killed Jesus, including their present manifestations in such powers as militarism, nationalism, racism, sexism, heterosexism and poverty that still bind and oppress." Theologian J. Denny Weaver

https://jitterbuggingforjesus.com/2016/06/05/the-irony-of-revelation-the-nonviolence-thing/

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Revelation - it's singular, not plural. The Revelation to John.

Minor point, but Jeopardy loves trying to trick people into answering "Revelations". (and also saying A Midsummer's Night Dream instead of A Midsummer Night's Dream).

Excellent quote from Weaver. I'm not familiar with him, but he sounds like someone I would find myself agreeing with an awful lot.

[Bristlecone]

9. She just reads it for the trashy parts.

[COL Mustard]

26. Song Of Solomon?

That's the most pornographic book of the Bible, as I understand it.

[forgotmylogin]

10. I love how she has it open towards the end...

...like "yep...almost done with the last...chapter..."

And isn't that where the plot gets cray-cray with the revelations?

That's a thick book Marge. That requires reading skill and I'd love to know what other literature she peruses.

[mizogan]

15. Yup...revelations it is

I thought the same thing and got my dusty bible out.... I also posted above, #13

[TygrBright]

11. She only reads volume one - the part about the smiting. n/t

[ItsjustMe]

12. :-)

[localroger]

14. Her Bible study guide was Alex from A Clockwork Orange /nt

[SergeStorms]

16. Best. Photoshop. Ever.

The Orange Pig on a cross!

They should have made him an orange color though, instead of that pasty hue. I'm positive that's the way the Orange Pig sees himself though, crucified for the sins of the MAGAts.

[Demovictory9]

19. lol

[mahina]

20. That can't be real. The red hat is out of order with the theme

Colors of beige
😂🤣🙌🤙🏼

[canetoad]

21. She flipped

To the back of the book to see how it ends.

[KS Toronado]

22. So does Greene think "trump saves" ?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

23. She's worshiping at the altar of La-Z-Boy.

Isn't it sacrilege to sit with your back to the cross?.... .......

[COL Mustard]

27. No Cross Could Hold That Lump Of Lard

And I'll be moving over, now, in case the lightning strikes...it's been stormy here all day....

[SergeStorms]

28. It would have to be hardwood.

Certainly no pine or willow. I'd say locust or teak, and that still would be questionable without multiple cross-bracing. I still think he'd slide right off the cross.