'Onion writer curses, crumples draft'

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Onion writer curses, crumples draft

twitter.com/DrPaulGosar/status/1461761699728572425

[Diamond_Dog]

1. ...

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. That's pretty funny (nt)

[tanyev]

3. Arm wrestle? Come on. Let's have a GOP Thunderdome.

[milestogo]

13. Let's have a new-fashioned duel using AR-15s.

[cliftoncooper]

14. Thunderdome?

"Two men enter, one man leaves!"

[malaise]

4. Get thee to the greatest page

hysterically funny

[Srkdqltr]

5. WWE here they come

[wryter2000]

6. Another great headline in that vein

"The Onion gives up"

[Solly Mack]

7. Teehee

[Totally Tunsie]

8. The truth IS stranger than fiction.

The Onion and Borowitz better be considering other alternatives.
Satire is, unfortunately, dead.

[Hortensis]

9. Lol, great. And believable!

[GoneOffShore]

10. Will Gym Jordan referee? In his shorts?

[erronis]

15. Probably down around his knees.

What a waste of my 10,000th comment!

[lastlib]

19. !

I thought it was pretty good!

for 10-K!

[Paladin]

11. Maybe Tucker Carlson's documentary will settle this matter. (nt)

[Progressive Jones]

12. LMAO! Even the Onion can't top this Qrazy Qrew. nt

[JohnnyRingo]

16. Meaning reality happens while The Onion is writing the parody

It must be very challenging to for them to find something so absurd the GOP won't try it.

[Aviation Pro]

17. The 'winner' should have to take on Lavan

The ‘loser’, School Boy.

[dchill]

18. 'Onion writer curses, crumples draft' - Prize winning headline!

[GoCubsGo]

20. Wait until he finds out that Cawthorn turd also made the same internship offer.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

21. Hell, they both might even be competing with Trump. That would a real pissing match.

KY......