Mitt's tongue is white! That can't be good, what would cause that?

[SaveAmerica]

when he was smiling smirking and talking about China and business he stuck his tongue out a little bit.

[OhioChick]

1. Thrush

[Paulie]

9. LOL

He's gonna need his binky after this!

[rlegro]

28. Romney has T.H.R.U.S.H.??

Now his behavior all makes sense to me. Contact U.N.C.L.E. immediately!

[Ya Basta]

34. Eeeeeww! Romney has oral YEAST INFECTION

LOL

[Jennicut]

43. My 8 year old just had that.

Mittens, go to the ER. That is where the finest health care system in the world resides. Someone needs some Nystatin fast.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Nerves. His mouth is dry.

[SaveAmerica]

18. He's losing too much moisture through the skin?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. His magic underwear is magically absorbent

and is soaking it all up.

[krawhitham]

3. white tongue & red eye, stroke?

[superpatriotman]

4. Suboxone

Methadone. Or dry mouth. Probably the latter.

[flamingdem]

5. He looks tired, probably up all night cramming on the Middle East and sea lanes!

[dflprincess]

6. Chewing Tums can make your tongue look white.

And Willard may needed to eat a bottle of them before this started.

[NYC_SKP]

7. Evil.

Pure evil is whitish in color.

[Kber]

8. Foot in mouth disease?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. We have a winner.

[polichick]

10. He doesn't look well tonight - could be a virus or stress.

[roody]

11. Coffee with cream? Oh oh Mormon no no.

[theinquisitivechad]

13. It's remarkably difficult to recreate the similitude of a human tongue

In an Android. The AI engineering community is working on it but it's widely considered the 'final frontier'.

[SaveAmerica]

23. Ok, you made me Snort out Loud!

[Neoma]

14. I also noticed that he doesn't have lips.

[Blue Idaho]

15. Benzedrine

Way too much Benzedrine...

[WilliamPitt]

16. Dry mouth

and cocaine.

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Cotton mouth

[City Lights]

19. I think he looked medicated tonight.

He looked much different than he's looked in the first two debates. His eyes looked strange, too. Then there's the sweating. Something strange going on with him for sure.

[marions ghost]

29. I'm wondering too, what's he on?

[obreaslan]

20. My grandmother always said if you tell lies your tongue will turn black....

Maybe it was white?

[LP2K12]

21. Also...

antidepressants can dry out the tongue and turn it white.

[woodsprite]

22. Dehydration. He needs Ryan to be his water boy.

Or sucking on an echinacea cough drop.

[VOX]

24. Yeast. He is very white-bread, after all. n/t

[undeterred]

25. Mormon version of rabies.

[amborin]

27. CONSTIPATION ...HE NEEDS SOME MILK OF ROMNESIA

[MzShellG]

31. Winner!!! LMBO!!!nt

[SaveAmerica]

33. Ha Ha Ha!!

[AlinPA]

40. Yes! Winner!!

[Cleita]

30. Rabies? His comments sure bordered on it. n/t

[nclib]

32. What was up with his eyes?

They were red and glassy.

[PD Turk]

35. Simple

He's the whitest white guy there is, so white bread even his tongue is white

[randome]

36. You remember that white stuff the android spit up in Alien?

[arthritisR_US]

37. lies? n/t

[easttexaslefty]

38. Dehydrated n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

39. It is just one symptom of Romnesia

[jsr]

41. Lack of access to health care

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[cbdo2007]

42. thrush

[porphyrian]

44. He's molting, about to shed his human skin again.

He'll be hiding out for a few days while the new skin toughens.