Mike Lindell's Promised Election-Reversing Lawsuit Turns Into 96-Hour Pillow Sale

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Despite months of promising to file an explosive lawsuit that would “pull down” the 2020 presidential election results and reinstate trump to the White House, pillow-monger and cocaine king Mike Lindell has instead turned his election-fraud-athon into a four-day sales promotion.

“I want to show you guys some Black Friday specials that we’re doing with MyPillow,” Lindell said Friday morning, rattling off sales for pillows and sheets. “That’s the lowest price in history.”

He then went off on a long explanation of why his sheets were made overseas from Egyptian cotton rather than U.S.-grown cotton, with “Save up to 66% off over 110 products” displayed on-screen below him.




https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lindell-lawsuit-pillow-sale_n_61a13625e4b044a1cc14e0cf

[tanyev]

1. You Gotta Have A Gimmick

[nolabear]

4. One of my very favorite songs. Sondheim was a genius.

[DFW]

2. I put it this way:

(With apologies to fans of The Mikado)

[lame54]

3. He's trying to sell off his stock...

Before Dominion takes it

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Ex pres. rump has got to be pissed that he's getting nothing from lindell's constant hankering

for dollars since lindell is constantly pushing rump-related conspiracies.