I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that some of you are saying that

[raccoon]

Some of the things you read on the Internet may not be true.

Next you’ll be telling me that Hillary and the Democrats don’t have a pedophile ring.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. you mean THIS is false?

[Tomconroy]

2. A transparent attempt to appeal to the space alien vote.

[multigraincracker]

3. I'm amazed at how the Deep State was able

to fill in the basement of Comet Pizza and make it look like it was never there. Took a lot of work.

[Hortensis]

4. They should have looked in the basement of the WH. That's where

Obama and Hillary and evil CEOs met to eat children's faces while plotting their corporatist state.

God, that reminds me. How many of those whose slide was greased down the Hillary-hate rabbit hole will ever find their way back to reality? I used to hope all but the most committed over time but didn't foresee how insanely worse political mindfucking was going to become. It had already started, of course, but still -- such a short evolution from then to now.

[if..fish..had..wings]

5. I sent in my boxtops ...

... but I didn't get my ring!