Dr. Oz Hopes to Replace Rand Paul as Biggest Quack in Senate

[Zorro]

PENNSYLVANIA (The Borowitz Report)—Explaining his decision to enter the political sphere, Dr. Mehmet Oz said that he hopes to oust Rand Paul as the biggest quack in the United States Senate.

Oz said that Paul, a former ophthalmologist, has shown an impressive obliviousness about medicine while serving in Washington, but added, “I think I can out-quack him.”

“In the many times he’s grilled Dr. Fauci, has he ever asked him about the health benefits of magic coffee beans or umckaloabo-root extract?” Oz said. “I think America deserves a senator who will ask those tough questions.”

Paul, speaking to reporters, seemed unfazed by Oz’s determination to supplant him as the Senate’s top quack.

“I respect Dr. Oz as a fellow-charlatan, and the competition can only light a fire under me to become a bigger charlatan myself,” he said. “But if, in the end, he winds up besting me, I’ve had a good run.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dr-oz-hopes-to-replace-rand-paul-as-biggest-quack-in-senate

[keithbvadu2]

1. How long until Boebert slams him and he gets death threats from RWs for being Muslim?

Not Borowitz.

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Going to be hard...both are quacks IMHO and both are dangerous to society as a whole, and...

both shouldn't be allowed to run for any elected office being that they pose a danger to the public w/ their nonsense about literally everything.