The Top 10 Conservative Idiots 5th Anniversary Special

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #11-15: Top 10 Conservative Idiots 5th Anniversary Special Edition

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Yo what’s up Boston? How you guys doing? You doing fucking good? Great! Man did I pick the right city to host our 5 year special didn’t I? So because this is a very special edition of the Top 10, we’re going to throw out most of our usual nonsense and commentary on current events and just go through 5 years of the Top 10. And look, before we go any further, look. We know that technically it’s the 6th anniversary of the Top 10 and we put out 9 editions from 12/5/15 – 12/27/15 which is an insane amount of Top 10s to produce in such a short length of time. That was also when we didn’t know what we were doing, and we lacked a staff and a budget to produce segments (though that budget still remains pretty low). But that said, the true weekly form of the Top 10 didn’t take place until January 2016. And also last year, 2020 didn’t technically count since we were all still hulled at home because of COVID and couldn’t give the Top 10 the proper celebration that we felt it deserved. So there, please don’t bother pointing that out. In the first two slots we’re going to have a one on one interview with… me! That’s right, as the host of the Top 10, I will take you through how it came to be, some of our favorite segments, how those came to be, and what the future of our fine program is going to be! Then we’re also going to talk my thoughts on the current state of politics, and then a 2 part montage of some of my favorite bits and jokes through our over 250+ editions of the Top 10. So just so you know – we have 3 editions left in this crazy year that is 2021. We have our 5th anniversary special today, then we have our last regular edition next week – 12/9, and then our year-ending Year In Review on 12/16! And for our celebration this week, we’ve painstakingly combed through all 252 editions of the Top 10 to bring you the best, funniest one liners, memes, JPGs, clips and jokes throughout the years, the most insane moments of the Trump administration, and some of our favorite bits from the beginning of the Top 10! Plus we also have to do the rest of our idiocy as well. OK enough of the intro, let’s get to it, shall we? But first John Oliver is back and he delves into the topic of union busting:

So I knew that when we started this season, I had big plans for the Top 10 5th Anniversary Special and we’re going to party! So how do we celebrate 5 years? We were kicking around ideas at the Top 10 Home Office, but I decided that why don’t we get to know each other better? So with that I will be interviewed in the first two slots! The first slot will talk about how the Top 10 came to be and the origins of our favorite segments (1)! But that’s not all! In the second slot, is also me! You’ll get my thoughts (2) on the current state of American and world affairs and where I think American politics is going, because it’s getting very scary out there. And the fact that social media trolls like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Greene are the future of the GOP, well it’s going to get way worse before it gets better. In the number 3 slot this week, as I said in the monologue, we have painstakingly combed through the best bits and entries from all 5 seasons. And in the number 3 slot we’ll be bringing you the best bits, clips, memes and jokes from seasons 1 – 5 (3). And likewise in the 4th slot the best bits and clips from seasons 6 – 11 (4). That’s right even when we were holed up at home during the nightmare year that was 2020, we still had some great moments! Getting back to our usual nonsense, in the 5th slot this week, I have to talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse (5) verdict, and whew, boy do I have some thoughts on this one, and my thought is really “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”. And that’s putting it lightly, by the way! In the number 6 slot this week is of course our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in “Holy Shit” and this week, is Kanye starting a cult? Ye is taking his Sunday Service to strange new levels and recruiting some very questionable choices of celebrities with him to support his cause. Yeah it’s getting weird! In the number 7 slot this week we have a new “Beating A Dead Horse” (7). Do we really need Kid Rock barfing his brain on woke culture? It’s just another byproduct of how Fox News is scrambling people’s brains. And in the number 8 slot this week we have a new Conspiracy Corner – was the January 6th riot a false flag? We delve into Tucker Carlson’s insane new Fox News special detailing the subject! In the number 9 (NEIN!!!) slot this week, we have an all new People Are Dumb (9) because of course they are! Finally this week in Red State Diaries (10), remember in the last edition how we talked about that crazy Q Anon cult that believes that JFK was a deep state operative? Well they’re back and it’s getting weirder! . And to top everything off we’ve got some live music for you from one of my favorite bands, Mastodon! Plus we’re going to end with our very first entry that we ever did, preserved for the last 5 years in its’ entirety for you guys! Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!

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Well here we are. 5 years of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots. And how do we celebrate such a monumental achievement? We’ve been going to sold out clubs around the country now for three of the 5 years that this thing has existed. We’ve even catered to international audiences with our big British edition of the Top 10 (see: Idiots #5-23 ). We’ve been there and done that. So I figured that what better way to celebrate the 5th anniversary edition than to get to know me, your merry host of the show, better. So this interview will talk about how the Top 10 came to be, the creation of some of your favorite segments, and what the future of this program is going to be. And trust us, we’re going to do this thing until it’s no longer profitable, or we perish at the hands of a MAGA-led genocide. Which if Trump gets reelected in 2024, don’t think that couldn’t happen! You don’t know! You don’t know! And also to celebrate, we painstakingly combed through all 250+ editions to find the best moments from them. And if we didn’t get to them, don’t worry, there’s plenty more where that came from! Anyway enough of my rambling! Let’s get to the interview, shall we?

Q. How did the current iteration of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots come about?

A. Well way back in 2015, I was growing increasingly alarmed at the state of toxic politics in the world. People were getting meaner and nastier and ruder to each other. But I had always suspected that it was the rise of social media that was causing it. So I wanted to get to the bottom of what was happening . I saw what was going on in countries like Brazil and Turkey and thought that there’s no way this couldn’t happen in the United States. Sure enough, it did. And we elected the most foul, vile, awful human being to become the leader of the free world that we could possibly find. While I was optimistic at the close of season 1, I should have seen this coming.

Q. What was the event that made you see it coming? A personal witness to toxic politics?

A. Yes. Shortly after we aired the first edition, I attended an event on New Year’s Eve, 2015 – it was Motley Crue at Staples Center.

Q. That was their farewell show, the one chronicled in “The Dirt”.

A. Yes.

Q. So what happened there?

A. I was dining at the Yardhouse at LA Live before the show. And there were people staying in downtown LA before heading out to the Rose Bowl. Which was the Stanford and Iowa game, which we talked about in Idiots #1-9. So there were some rather unruly Iowa fans there who were on their 4th or 5th Moscow Mules who were saying some extremely horrible things about democrats and Hillary Clinton so loud the entire restaurant could hear them. And that’s what made me realize that joking about the state of current affairs was the key to getting through this difficult time in America. I should have also realized the irony of the Iowa Trump fans consuming drinks named after the Russian capital. Of course I didn’t know what was coming at the time.

Q. What shows are the basis for the humor in the Top 10?

A. Several. Many of our segments come from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, though I base a lot of my style after Steven Colbert, Lewis Black, Trevor Noah, the now defunct Jim Jefferies Show, and of course the late, great George Carlin.

Q. How do you feel when you see anti-vaccine crusaders use George Carlin memes?

A. Well honestly it makes me want to leap through the screen and slap them. Though I do usually counter with his “Fear Of Germs” bit from his album “You Are All Diseased”.

Q. Let’s talk about the music featured on the show. How did that get started?

A. I’ve always felt that music and politics go hand in hand. And it wasn’t until Idiots #1-43 that I regularly started featuring live music as a “palate cleanser” after listening to me comment on all the particularly dark shit in the world.

Q. Any favorite albums or artists from the show?

A. All time? So many. There’s AFI and Dreamcar, there’s King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Gogol Bordello, Judas Priest, Weezer, the Dropkick Murphys, Trey Anastasio Band, Bastille, Alice In Chains, Raconteurs, Beck, the Black Keys, The 1975, Sturgill Simpson, there’s one of my personal favorite bands of all time, 311, I could name so many.

Q. Any you disliked?

A. Billy Corgan is a weird, awkward and insane person. And after hearing about his recent sexual assault allegations, Marilyn Manson can go fuck himself. Which is a shame because I loved his album “The Pale Emperor”. But yeah we support the victims here, not the abusers.

Q. Any recent favorites?

A. There were a lot of great albums that came out this year. Too much in fact. We had long time favorites like Garbage, Chevelle, The Foo Fighters, Coldplay, Iron Maiden, The Melvins, Dream Theater, the Dropkick Murphys, Mastodon, My Morning Jacket, Angels & Airwaves, and so on. Then you had younger bands like Twenty One Pilots, Greta Van Fleet, Royal Blood, The War On Drugs, all drop albums and they were all great. A recent favorite album of mine is “The Future Bites” from Steven Wilson, who’s the leader of one of my favorite bands of all time, Porcupine Tree (which, new Porcupine Tree album next June! Wooo!!!). There’s been lots of favorite albums of mine from 2021. But this album “The Future Bites” was a real standout of this year. And in this album, Mr. Wilson perfectly encapsulates how our always connected lifestyle is scrambling our brains, which was made even worse with the 2020 COVID pandemic. Also for people who say my taste in music isn’t diverse enough, I loved Tyler The Creator’s new album “Call Me If You Get Lost” and Halsey’s album that she did with Nine Inch Nails “If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power” and probably my favorite female fronted band, Garbage, with their recent release “No Gods No Masters” which was so good. Those were some great albums this year!

Q. How did you handle that?

A. Not well honestly. It was hard having to do a live show from home with limited resources, but the worst of that is behind us. But it’s definitely better now that we can begin doing the show like we used to before this nightmare happened.

Q. And how do you take it when people say that musicians shouldn’t discuss politics in their songs or live shows?

A. Those people are idiots! Political music has existed since… well since ancient Egypt days. Protest songs in rock music has existed as long as rock music has been a thing. So the people who say that musicians should “stay in their lane” should really shut up. This is their lane!

Q. What about Kid Rock’s controversial new song? Or MAGA rappers like Bryson Gray?

A. MAGA rap is ridiculously awful. And Kid Rock? I’m not going to say he shouldn’t be political because it is his right to say what he wants to say under the Constitution of these great United States of ours. I am not going to say that anyone shouldn’t be allowed to say what they want to say, I’m not touching that argument with a 10 foot pole.

Q. You’ve catered the Top 10 to international audiences. Any future plans?

A. The British edition was awesome and having it in Leicester Square was a great choice of venue. Assuming international travel is allowed again next year we have plans to go back to London, and before COVID we were planning a Canadian edition and a German and Italian edition. So I would love to see those come about. In fact we’re thinking about reviving the World Tour for the latter half of 2022 after Stupidest State. It’s been over 4 years since we last did the tour and we think it would be fun to revisit and see what’s happened since the last time we were there.

Q. What’s your favorite segment to do on this show?

A. Honestly my personal favorite is “People Are Dumb” because there’s so many stupid people out there. Let’s face it, after over an hour of listening to me talk about all the dark and disturbing shit in the world, you really just want to hear about a guy who goes crazy and ransacks a McDonalds because they ran out of chicken nuggets.

Q. What’s your favorite segment to do on this show?

A. There’s other segments I enjoy doing, like Beating A Dead Horse, because I love talking about pop culture and the way that it’s just become politicized mainly thanks to Fox News. Conspiracy Corner, which I started doing last year, has become a favorite because I love conspiracy theories and talking about the crazy people who enable them. But now that Trump is out of the White House, I’m thankful that we don’t have to put up with his crap anymore. It’s certainly made my job easier, ha ha.

Q. How do you manage that?

A. Seriously, it’s been so much easier since he hasn’t been president. And Twitter and Facebook are so much better without the feces he flings on a daily basis. I personally love waking up in the morning and not having to worry about what hate-filled mind vomit that our president flings on Twitter like a monkey flinging feces.

Q. How did Holy Shit get started?

A. Since I began the Top 10, I have always wanted a space where I talk about all of the absolutely batshit crazy things that the Christian right says on a daily basis, and I feel like nobody ever calls them out on it, no matter how off the wall insane they sound. So the idea that I originally came up with for this feature was called “Fundies Say The Darndest Things”. But then that whole thing with Bill Cosby happened, and since I decided that I didn’t want to be associated with Bill Cosby, I decided to go back to the drawing board. And when I came up with the idea for “Holy Shit”, I just could not stop laughing. I mean come on, that’s a double pun right there! Then Holy Shit 2.0 came about in early 2018 and that was it. And despite the hiccups that we’ve had the last couple of weeks, I could not be more pleased with the launch of Holy Shit: The Sunday Sermons!

Q. What’s your favorite thing to talk about on Holy Shit?

A. Like I said, I feel like nobody calls the Christian right out on the ridiculous things that they say, which only enables them and makes them crazier and crazier. But I just love talking about crazy Christian conspiracy theories and making fun of Liberty University, which was one of the first Holy Shit segments.

Q. What’s your favorite “People Are Dumb” story?

A. Without question, my favorite “People Are Dumb” story has to be that of Mike Hughes, the Flat Earth Society Member known as Mad Mike. We chronicled Mad Mike’s journey in multiple Top 10s because I was totally fascinated with a guy who wanted to build his own rocket and I knew it would end with a fiery blaze of glory. Which it did. We originally documented his rise to fame in Idiots #3-24 and then drank to his memory in “I Need A Drink” in Idiots #8-9, right before society went to hell.

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My interview part 2. So for this part of the interview we delve into the nightmare that was the years from 2015 – 2021. And it has been a nightmare hasn’t it? Of course like everybody else I celebrated the fact that we no longer have to call Donald Trump the president of the United States. Instead we can call him by his current title – former professional Twitter troll Donald Trump. And let’s face it, Twitter and Facebook have been much better without his bile and garbage haven’t they? Well in this part of the interview I take a look at the past, present and future of politics. I don’t want to be one of those alarmists who is just going to make this entire interview a downer. But before we get into this thing I do want to say that following the GOP as closely as I have the last 6 years, things are inevitably going to get much worse. Maybe not as worse as things are being projected. Could we see a civil war in this lifetime, even several years from now? It’s entirely possible. But then again no one predicted we’d be in a raging pandemic like we are now. OK enough of my rambling. Let’s do this!

Q. What would you say the most ridiculous moment of the entire Trump administration was?

A. Oh god, where to begin? While I could say the entire month of November, 2020 was completely ridiculous – watching from home, it was literally like watching an entire series of some weird foreign children’s show that aired in Scandinavia or something. The whole thing felt cartoonish. You couldn’t make this up if you had all the comedy writers in the world. That’s where we had Trump sitting at the tiny desk (see: Idiots #9-18 ) and the unbelievably ridiculous Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco (see: Idiots #9-16 ), I still can’t believe that was a thing that happened. But one of my favorite things was seeing him staring at the sun, which we unfortunately didn’t get to cover because we were off that week. So that said, if I had to pinpoint the single most ridiculous moment in the entire administration, it would be that time he invited the Clemson Football Team to the White House and served them a buffet of Big Macs and Domino’s Pizza, which we covered in Idiots #6-2. Because, honestly, crap on a silver platter is the best way I can accurately describe that administration.

Q. That’s how you would describe this administration.

A. Well, yes and no.

Q. Why is that?

A. Honestly I look at the Donald Trump MAGA administration like the screaming child who’s begging for a toy at Target. And it’s like no matter how many times you tell them “no” they just act like you didn’t say it. In fact telling them “no” only makes them stronger. And that’s what happens when you live so detached from reality that it’s impossible to interact with the world around you. When you shun real news from actual journalists in favor of the Alex Jones types and the Glenn Becks of the world, you don’t know how to deal when real world news affects you directly

Q. How would you describe the year 2020 – comedy, tragedy, or horror show?

A. Honestly? All of the above. Plus the added bonus of us getting to celebrate at the end because Joe Biden won. And I say that 2020 was part comedy because in the early days of the pandemic, literally the only entertainment we had was Trump’s nightly shit show where he was recommending garbage cures hawked by quacks (see: Idiots #9-7 ) and suggesting that we drink bleach (see: Idiots #8-15 ). It’s truly insane how horrible that was handled and I don’t even think historians 100 years from now will be able to truly grasp this level of pure insanity. But seeing the rising death toll makes it a tragedy. Made even worse that the anti-vaccination crowd is voluntarily taking themselves out at an incredible rate.

Q. That’s assuming that humanity is still around 100 years from now.

A. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right! Though I think humanity’s demise won’t be nuclear missiles, it will be global warming. And thanks to Fox News, the deniers will be led off a cliff by Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson.

Q. Was there any event that you could have predicted would be a disaster?

A. Actually we did predict one major incident would be a total disaster and we called it in Idiots #3-9, and that was the Unite The Right rally. We saw the announcements and figured that it would be a colossal shit show, and sure enough we were right! Of course nobody could have predicted that this rally would have got someone killed in the process.

Q. You have repeatedly said that there are no sane republicans anymore. Would you care to elaborate on that?

A. Just look at any of their events – past and present. Look at CPAC, the Values Voters Summit, any of their events. There’s even a full blown Q Anon convention in Dallas. That family has just taken over the GOP. Literally everything is someone involved with or is a member of the Trump family. The GOP has become the MAGA party. They’re the party of the Sean Hannitys, Tucker Carlsons, and Alex Joneses of the world. And their conspiracy theories continue to get nuttier. I would have thought Pizzagate would have been the apex of the Infowars conspiracy theory complex, but then Pizzagate morphed into Q Anon, and Q Anon is now morphing into a group of whackjobs that think that JFK survived his assassination and is working undercover to out all the deep state operatives. Eventually we’ll see a split between the GOP and the MAGA party. Like I said, you can’t make this stuff up.

Q. Why was there such a large gap between the end of season 9 and the start of season 10?

A. When we found out that Joe Biden was going to be our 46th president, we originally began formulating plans to give the Trump administration the proper “fuck you” that they very much deserved from us. Then January 6th happened. And we just decided as a staff – “fuck it”. They did not deserve the proper send off that we had planned to give them, so that Top 10 got completely shelved and it may never see the light of day. That’s when we postponed the start of the Top 10 until after the inauguration.

Q. What would you say the most satisfying thing about having Joe Biden as president is?

A. Well, several things. One is that we have a normal president who does normal things and is seen as a regular guy. Two, we don’t have to hear what mind vomit he comes up with on Twitter on a daily basis, because he, oh yeah does his job! We also have a president who glorifies actual heroes, and not serial killers, underwear models, has-been musicians, and murderous dictators because they suck up to him. And speaking of vomit, we don’t have to hear about his sex life every day. I’m thankful we have a president who keeps his private life private. I don’t ever want to hear about another president’s sex life ever again after the Trump administration. Remember when Stormy Daniels compared Trump’s male organs to a character on Super Mario Bros (see: Idiots #5-12 ) ? Way too much information if you ask me!

Q. Where do you think conspiracy theories got the most nutty?

A. Oh there are many examples I can think of two instances – one was when Alex Jones accused Lady Gaga of something called “spirit cooking” (see: Idiots #2-12 ) and the other was when Q Anon nuts were accusing Wayfair of child trafficking through selling $10,000 filing cabinets (see: Idiots #9-6 ). But my favorite thing about conspiracy theories is how they are quick to point out how EVERYTHING is a false flag (see: Idiots #5-18 ) and it’s not just one incident here or there, it’s EVERY incident. Everything is a false flag to these morons. Even now, which we’ll get to in a minute, is how they’re trying to pin up January 6th as a false flag, because they literally have nothing else to go on.

Q. There’s no way conspiracy theories could get worse from there is there?

A. Oh there absolutely is. If Trump got elected in 2024, who knows what kind of shit they could get away with? I have a feeling it would turn out like when Bane took over Gotham at the end of The Dark Knight Rises – he would pardon all the criminals that were put away as a result of January 6th and things would just turn to shit.

Q. And we have to do everything in our power to stop that from happening.

A. Well I’ve made the comparison of what’s happening now in American politics to the plot of Thor: Ragnarok. And it sounds ridiculous but let’s think about this here. The point of Ragnarok was to stop Surtur from destroying Asguard. And if Surtur’s skull was to be put into the eternal flame, he would rise up even more powerful than before and destroy the planet. So with that analogy, Trump is Surtur, and we silenced him in the 2020 election. His skull is next to the eternal flame. If he got elected, he would rise up as a giant flaming monster and end America.

Q. Would you say America’s Ragnarok is inevitable?

A. Yeah probably. At least unlike Asguard, we can stop it from happening here. It just takes a willing populace.

Q. Would you say you’re worried about the future?

A. Well I know that people either really love or really hate Bill Maher, but he was absolutely right on the money when he said that people who live 100% in the virtual world have trouble interacting with the real one. We saw that in Idiots #7-7 when this group on 4Chan was harassing and saying shit about a recently deceased influencer and making death threats against everyone involved in the story. It was pretty horrifying and a preview of where we could be headed. Let’s hope it doesn’t.

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[font size="8"]Best Of The Top 10: Seasons 1 – 5

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This entry is pretty self-explanatory! We’re going to compile some of the best jokes, clips, JPEGS, memes, GIFs, and quirks from seasons 1 – 5! Hit it!

Idiots #4-18
Hey everyone guess what? We’re all gonna get raptured! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Woooooooooooooo! Woooo! Woo. Ok maybe it’s not at all as exciting as it’s made out to be since a whole lot of us are probably gonna die in a nuclear holocaust, and relatively soon. At least the doomsday preppers can say “I told you so!”. Followed by a very childish “neener neener!”. So for the sake of this piece, let’s call it “Left Behind: The Real Life Interactive Version”. Or to use something that might be more popular with the kids these days: “Left Behind: Infinity War”. Yes I’m crossing two franchises here – one has a really bizarre doomsday scenario in which half of the population gets snapped up by a crazy wannnabe god bent on controlling the universe, and the other one has Iron Man.
*audience laughs and applauds

Idiots #3-7
You know, Donnie, if you’re under investigation for Russian collusion, you don’t hang out with Putin in secret meetings, do you? You don’t tell the guy trying to lose 100 pounds “go ahead, eat that giant plate of chili cheese fries with a side of mac and cheese”, do you? I mean go ahead, eat the whole thing, it’s right there in front of you!

*audience applauds wildly*


Idiots #2-15:
I can’t wait until the day comes where we get to say that to Trump. “Donald J. Trump, you are terminated! Now get to the choppa!”. Remember that show Celebrity Apprentice? Because if Trump were still hosting it, we’d get a glimpse of what American state run television would look like, it would be the Celebrity Apprentice. You know, the show where Z-grade celebrities like Meatloaf and Gary Busey threatened to murder each other over art supplies?

*audience applauds wildly*

Edition #2-20:
So if you're keeping score at home – in the last 8 months, conservatives have staged boycotts against Hamilton, because they were “mean” to Mike Pence. They started an inexplicably insane campaign to get Starbucks to write “Trump” on their cups as a means of protest (?). They staged a boycott of Hawaii because judges have blocked Trump’s illegal and unconstitutional travel ban. They’ve also staged boycotts against Oreos, Star Wars, Nordstrom, Netflix, the Girl Scouts, the Boy Scouts, Budweiser and Pepsi. These are all real. I am not making any of these up! Hell, Ranker even has a list of the 15 things Trump supporters have boycotted.
*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #3-16:

Yeah this thing is turning into as much of a distraction as the squirrels in Up!. I mean really, are we going to go through this shit every single week now? Are we going to make reporters wear the cone of shame so they stop paying attention to this issue? I mean ESPN now has an Anthem Watch! Week4!

*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #2-22:
So if you're keeping score at home – in the last 8 months, conservatives have staged boycotts against Hamilton, because they were “mean” to Mike Pence. They started an inexplicably insane campaign to get Starbucks to write “Trump” on their cups as a means of protest (?). They staged a boycott of Hawaii because judges have blocked Trump’s illegal and unconstitutional travel ban. They’ve also staged boycotts against Oreos, Star Wars, Nordstrom, Netflix, the Girl Scouts, the Boy Scouts, Budweiser and Pepsi. These are all real. I am not making any of these up! Hell, Ranker even has a list of the 15 things Trump supporters have boycotted. And now they’re staging a boycott against Colbert and CBS. We liberals have just one boycott going – and that’s against Trump himself.

*audience applauds wildly*

Idiots #3-5:

It’s like Peter Griffin is in charge!

*audience laughs and applauds*



Idiots #3-22:
Oh, I like that one! Seriously the GOP can’t stand that one of their own is now a member of the White Male Groper’s Club! It must be driving them completely insane! So is there anyone left defending Mr. Moore?

Some conservatives are destroying their Keurig coffee machines in protest of the company pulling ads from Sean Hannity's show over his coverage of the sexual misconduct allegations levied at Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore.

Keurig, Realtor.com, 23 and Me, Eloquii and Nature's Bounty all pulled their ads from the television show, in response to the Fox host urging viewers not to rush to judgment against Moore.

On social media, many used the hashtag #BoycottKeurig to slam the company for pulling its ads. Some posted videos of themselves smashing their Keurig machines and others vowed never to use the coffee maker again.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/11/13/people-destroying-their-keurig-coffee-makers-after-company-pulls-ads-hannity-fox-show/857563001/

Bet you didn’t think it was gonna be him did you? And you think you’re so smart! We’re going to talk about this more later in the show, but we’ll end this entry with this clip because I feel it’s fitting!

Idiots #5-6:


Holy fucking shitballs! Did Trump really just say that? Of course he did, and if you expect anything less then we’re not living in the same year. Here’s the tweet. Can we throw that up there?

That must have been an exceptionally angry 3:00 AM toilet tweet that morning. Is someone putting something in Trump’s food? You know he’s taking a colossally backed up shit when he puts his all caps face on! Just let that image sink in for a moment.
*audience cringes, laughs*

Idiots #1-21:
Here’s the story of a man named Cliven who raised up three very angry sons. All of them hate the government. The youngest one said so on Facebook. Here’s the story of a man named Ammon who dug a poop trench and got dildos instead of snacks. And now they’re all behind bars as one big jail happy family. And that’s why they’re called the Bundy Bunch. The Bundy Bunch. I could do that bit all day.
*audience applauds wildly*

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[font size="8"]Best Of The Top 10: Seasons 6 - 11

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This entry is going to chronicle the best of season 6 – season 11. And if we didn’t get to your favorites, don’t worry, there’s plenty more where this came from! Hit it!

Idiots #6-3:
Shut up!!!!! If you really were serious about crime and drugs you’d start prosecuting the pharmaceutical companies who peddle addictive opioids and the for profit prisons who lock people for the pettiest of crimes! Those are the people who are really bringing crime and drugs into our streets. And you know Trump is a guy who loves to rub salt in the wound. Think of it like Lucy pulling the football from Charlie Brown and then she spits in his face and kicks him in the ribs as he’s lying on the ground.
*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #6-5:
OK so let’s recap. Media company that touts “America First Trumpism” and promotes MAGA conspiracy theories and is hostile to democratic causes takes down a democratic governor with a medical school yearbook picture? Nah, that can’t be coincidence. And speaking of coincidence, you can’t say that “it’s you” because of a yearbook scandal from just one year. But if your school has to ban yearbooks because of multiple racist scandals, then yeah, it’s you.
*audience applauds wildly*


Idiots #6-8:

That’s right – we got him!!!! You commit 16 crimes, whaddya get??? Damn that sure is catchy isn’t it? I mean that’s my Tennessee Ernie Ford chunk right there. Yeah we’re keeping up with what the kids like, aren’t we? OK getting back on topic. What is Paul Manafort actually charged with? And you might be outraged that Mr. Manafort only got a slap on the wrist a couple of weeks ago, but if one court doesn’t get him, the other one will!

Idiots #6-14:

And that is certainly true! But, the resignation (or firing depending on which way you look at it) of Tribute Nielsen wasn’t the only significant elimination from the Trumper Games this week! No, the president has proven that he simply doesn’t care about security, as he fired longtime Secret Service head Tribute Alles from the 1st District!
*audience laughs and applauds*




Idiots #7-5:
Yes, Trump don’t know much about history. Or biology. Or the French he took. Ever since our president, @realDonaldTrump, got a taste of France’s grandiose military celebration known as Bastille Day, Trump has always wanted him a piece of that sweet, sweet, dictator chic. So of course, he’s throwing a parade the size of his ego, with a budget to match. I mean he originally had a budget of $1 million and it came out to about $93 million. Any director who went 547% over budget would be fired instantly. And of course it was also a total shit show. Because this happened. You know what? Let’s show the clip first.

*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #7-7:

Yes, stay creepy 4chan! And really what an age we live in where evidence of a fucking murder can be posted online in messaging forums. And how is 4chan not being monitored by the FBI and CIA as being a terrorist group? Well, maybe terrorism is a harsh word to use for a group of incels who live in their mom’s basement and spend the whole day chain smoking and pooping their pants. I assume that’s what incels do all day.
*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #7-12:

Yes, again threatening to murder someone with a weapon that you own is a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t have one. Thanks, NRA!
*audience applauds wildly*



Idiots #8-4:

Well I for one welcome our nuclear squirrel overlords. And Nuclear Squirrel I hear just got added to Coachella. And in case you’re wondering what is fueling the fire moving the Doomsday Clock well guess what? It’s that device that you’re holding in your hand right now. Yeah I’m talking to you. It’s your phone – your Facebook, Twitter, and social media accounts.
*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #8-13

What unique status? The only reason he has a unique status is that he happens to be married to your girlfriend, er, daughter Ivanka. Yeah that got weird didn’t it?
*virtual audience laughter*

Idiots #8-16:

Yeah seriously stop being so fucking stupid! Do we need to remind you that there’s a killer virus out there that – as George Carlin put it – is capable of turning your vital organs into liquid shit? And that it kills at a 5% rate? Go ahead and get your surf on while the rest of us stay inside. Yeah it sucks that we can’t go enjoy a nice day on the beach right now, but it’s better than being buried in a box in a ditch on an abandoned island. I can guarantee that.
*virtual audience laughter*

Idiots #9-1:

That is a good point! We’ve been cooped up here at the Top 10 Home Offices for so long we’ve forgot what it would be like to be part of a functioning society again. And remember when society used to function before COVID? Yeah that was like unleashing Skynet or Thanos snapping.
*virtual audience laughter*



Idiots #9-7:

Uh… Mayor Bottoms? Have you been following the same insane administration we have for the last four years? Are you really surprised by anything he says anymore? Yes, Trump, your message is bad and you should feel bad! But then again Trump is a sociopath who makes everything about himself and feels no empathy or shame in anything he does.
*virtual audience laughter*

Idiots #9-11:

I think having a killer spider might make things even worse! But really no one took the liberty of naming the fly? That’s pretty lame! Seriously, even the fly has more charisma than Mike Pence does.
*virtual audience laughter*

Idiots #10-1: We’re of course still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club.
Idiots #10-2: We’re still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club.
Idiots #10-3: We’re still coming at you live from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club and we will be doing that for the foreseeable future at least.
Idiots #10-4: Of course we’re still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future, so there’s that.
Idiots #10-5: Still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future.
Idiots #10-6: We’re still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future which currently seems hopeless, I know.
Idiots #10-7: We’re still of course coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future – and we might actually have a date as to when we’re finally going to get out of this thing!
Idiots #10-8: We’re still coming to you live from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future.
Idiots #10-9: We’re still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future.
Idiots #10-10: Still coming to you from this blank, blue void in the back room of a Burbank comedy club for the foreseeable future.
Idiots #10-11: This is the very last and final Top 10 Conservative Idiots… … at Flappers Comedy Club with the blank, blue void!

Idiots #11-2:

Uh………. Yes we are! I mean this guy attempted to overthrow the government! Why isn’t this being hammered more in the media? Why do we have to read about it in a book that’s coming out several months after the fact?
*audience applauds wildly*

Idiots #10-10:

Let me speak to all the future wannabe criminals out there - if you're going to commit a crime, maybe, I don't know, don't use fucking Cash App to commit said crime! Oh look at that! He broke the stupid scale! Ladies and gentlemen, mark this very moment as the time of death for the stupid scale! By the way, Matt Gaetz turns on his full Trump conservative persona and suggests that he’s actually the victim in all of this! Now really, you have got to be fucking kidding me on this one. But not really.
*virtual audience applause*

Idiots #11-7:

Excuse me a minute… OK go ahead and take that horse dewormer, we won’t stop you! Don’t be surprised when you’re eating through a feeding tube and using a colostomy bag when the ivermectin turns your small intestine into liquid shit. But remember hydroxychloroquine? That emerged when Former Guy suggested it after telling people to drink bleach? Yeah fool me once shame on you. Fool me ten thousand times, you were probably brainwashed by social media propaganda!
*audience laughs and applauds*

Idiots #10-5:
Oh man if we had an audience right now you can bet they would be booing as loudly as possible. That is fucked up! It is so fucked up! And if you want to know what he really thinks about people who have had crippling cancer, well, let’s just say that he got what was coming to him. In fact I’m reminded of George Carlin’s bit about cigars. Think about this as you see what he said about gay men suffering from AIDS, one of the worst possible ways to go. Yes, Rush Limbaugh, may you rot in peace.
*audience applauds*

RIP Rush Limbaugh and the Donald Trump Presidential Administration: May You Both Rot In Hell.

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[font size="8"]The Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict
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Whew. Thanks for letting me indulge in that for a bit! Now we are back to our usual business. And I have to start with the biggest story from the last two weeks. And I’ve been waiting for 3 weeks to talk about this because we had that unexpected shut down because of a software error. So we have to talk about Kyle Rittenhouse. Yeah I’m sure that everyone is probably sick of talking about this thing, and I can assure you – so are we. But the thing is none of this had to happen. It’s because of 40 years of the NRA’s completely reckless policies that a teenager can cross state lines with a loaded weapon, murder two protestors and injure 3, and gets acquitted because the judge is a card carrying member of the MAGA cult. What’s even more bizarre is that the right wing is making this psychopath a hero! I tell ya if the Democrats don’t hammer this point home in 2022 that the GOP is the party of cult members and psychopaths, then what are we doing? Am I right? OK enough of my rambling. Here’s the latest.

No doubt, some people will express shock at the verdict over the next few days. But Rittenhouse’s freedom is not a “miscarriage” of justice—it is our white justice system working as intended. This system is designed to free people like Rittenhouse: white vigilantes who kill to maintain the best interests of whiteness. It doesn’t always work (I still believe the people who lynched Ahmaud Arbery will be found guilty). But it works often enough (see George Zimmerman) that it gives comfort and confidence to any white person who clearly realizes that they might do an obviously illegal and violent thing (like, say, storm the US Capitol) and either get away with it completely or receive a light punishment.

We know that the system does not work this way for Black people. It is difficult even to imagine a similar set of circumstances for a Black defendant. Nobody honestly thinks that a Black teenager who got an illegal gun and then crossed state lines to shoot up a MAGA protest would be greeted by a sympathetic Black judge, in front of a predominately Black jury; be lauded by prominent Black leaders; enjoy favorable media coverage; and then walk free. Nobody credible thinks that. In point of fact, here is the full and complete list of Black teenagers who have killed two people at a MAGA rally to defend their community: …

Rittenhouse, however, shot and killed two people at a protest against police violence with an illegally obtained gun, and even the illegal gun charge was dropped against him. And that is precisely how a majority of white people want the white justice system to work. By their votes in elections (including elections for judges like Bruce Schroeder); their lack of support for criminal justice reform; and the cold reality that prosecutors favor white jurors when the defendants are Black, while defense attorneys favor white jurors when the defendants are white, we see that a majority of white people choose things to be this way. They want a system that will be, if not sympathetic, at least empathetic toward eruptions of white violence, while swift and harsh toward Black people accused of crime. We don’t have to live with a biased criminal justice system; white people, enough of them, just like it that way.
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/kyle-rittenhouse-verdict/

Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OK people stop your booing. Look I saw this coming and I even called it a few weeks ago. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. They literally let a kid get away with murder and he even went to Mar-A-Shithole to meet with Trump and he’s in a bidding war over the Troll Squad… thank you graphics department… over who he gets to intern for. I wish I was making this up, but you really can’t. It’s truly disgusting and disturbing.

Greene introduced a bill Tuesday to give Rittenhouse the award. While the bill’s full text was not immediately available, a summary states that the measure would “award a Congressional Gold Medal to Kyle H. Rittenhouse, who protected the community of Kenosha, Wisconsin, during a Black Lives Matter (BLM) riot.”

The likelihood that Greene’s effort will be successful is low. A bill requesting a Congressional Gold Medal must be co-sponsored by two-thirds of the House and the Senate, both now controlled by Democrats, before it is considered by the House Financial Services Committee and the Senate Committee on Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs. After it is passed in Congress, the measure must be authorized by the president.

While congressional Democrats and President Biden have said they respect the jury’s decision in Rittenhouse’s case, they have largely condemned his actions in Kenosha.

Rittenhouse, now 18, was found not guilty of homicide, attempted homicide and other charges related to the August 2020 killings. During his trial, the teen testified that he had acted in self-defense when he shot and killed Joseph Rosenbaum, 36, and Anthony Huber, 26, and wounded Gaige Grosskreutz, now 27, during a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wis.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/greene-rittenhouse-congressional-gold-medal/2021/11/24/c09980d2-4d49-11ec-a1b9-9f12bd39487a_story.html

Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OK so yeah that’s taking things a step too far. Marjorie Greene is a professional Facebook troll, we all know that. But here’s the thing – we’ve pointed out on this program how he was hanging out with the Proud Boys flashing white supremacist signs and wearing a shirt that said “Free as fuck”. But that said, this guy is a wannabe killer. I mean there’s even evidence of him saying he wanted to shoot shoplifting protestors. So yeah is he guilty as fuck? Absolutely!

Newly discovered video caught Kyle Rittenhouse fantasizing about being a vigilante gunning down shoplifters — just 15 days before he shot three protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin, according to prosecutors seeking to use it in his trial.

The 29-second clip included in a court motion filed Wednesday shows a CVS store, with a voice sounding like Rittenhouse suggesting that people running out were shoplifters.

“It looks like one of them has a weapon,” says the person prosecutors identify as Rittenhouse, but who was not actually seen in the video.

“Brah, I wish I had my f—ing AR. l’d start shooting rounds at them,” says the same person in the video used in the filing.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/20/kyle-rittenhouse-dreamed-about-shooting-people-days-before-kenosha-video/

Yeah this dude is guilty as fuck! Would the GOP be propping him up on a pedestal the way that they’re doing with this kid now? I mean one of my favorite headlines out of this is that our old buddy Ted Nugent offered him a lifetime supply of ammo (yes that’s a thing) and a gun club even gave him an AR-15. Seriously, are you trying to encourage him to kill again? Because you’re doing a damn good job of doing so! But if he is not going to prison for this, he might go to debtor’s prison! Because his bail was set at $2 million, and someone’s got to pay it!

Kyle Rittenhouse’s high-profile murder trial came to an end Friday with an acquittal, but the legal fight over the fate of his $2 million bail money is just beginning. Immediately after the jury in Kenosha, Wisconsin, ruled Rittenhouse not guilty, his defense team filed to have the Illinois teen receive the bail money that was raised on his behalf. But a nonprofit led by controversial defamation lawyer and QAnon conspiracy theorist Lin Wood has also filed a motion seeking the money.

“There’s going to be a fight over that,” Rittenhouse attorney Mark Richards said after the verdict. The money was initially raised after Rittenhouse’s bail was set at a staggering $2 million in November 2020, following a ruling from a court official that Rittenhouse’s hefty potential sentence and potential supporters meant he could become a flight risk. Conservative celebrities like Wood swung into action to raise enough money to get Rittenhouse out of jail ahead of his trial.

The dispute over the bail now centers on who deserves to receive the money now that Rittenhouse is free. The FightBack Foundation, which is run by Wood, claims it deserves the bail money because it raised much of the money, including in the form of a $150,000 loan from former Silver Spoons child star Ricky Schroder. Wood claims he personally guaranteed the loan, meaning he would be on the hook for paying it back if that’s true.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kyle-rittenhouse-rips-lawyers-lin-wood-and-john-pierce-as-they-feud-over-his-dollar2m-bail

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Gather around my fair brothers and sisters! It’s time to take a seat in the pew and pass the collection plate, for the Holy Church Of The Top 10 has convened and it’s time to remind you that the holiest among us are the most full of:



My fair congregation! You know we live in strange times. And in these strange times there are those who you turn to for comfort. But this week, this isn’t about that. You know what this is about? This about the people who you shouldn’t be turning to in this time for comfort. I’m of course talking about Kanye West, Justin Bieber, and Marilyn Manson. But that said… is Kanye starting a cult? If there’s anyone in hip hop that could do it, it would be Kanye. Like most cult leaders, he’s charismatic and he’s got lots of money. The only thing he’s lacking is a remote compound in the middle of nowhere… oh wait, he has that too! But why would you court Marilyn Manson of all people? This is a truly insane development and it’s not what the good LAWRD JAYSUS would want now is it? But Marilyn Manson is a disgusting individual, and I know what the Good Book says. But that’s also why we don’t allow any mention of the Unholy Dark One, a man so disgusting, foul, and vile that his name not be said in my church! But that said, this is one of the stranger duos I’ve ever seen.

It was only a matter of time before Kanye West would bring back his celebrity-friendly Sunday Service. But many were left slack-jawed when the rapper decided to mark its return this past Sunday (on Halloween no less) by having Marilyn Manson at his side nodding along as Justin Bieber prayed over the service.

Already West, who recently changed his name to Ye, was widely bashed over the summer for choosing to align himself with Manson, real name Brian Warner, when he decided to collaborate with him for the song “Jail Pt. 2” on his latest album Donda. The shock rocker has been publicly accused by at least 15 women of sexual assault, sexual battery, emotional and physical abuse, torture, as well as other disturbing behavior.

The 52-year-old is also still under investigation by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Warner has denied all allegations of abuse and assault.

The controversy surrounding West choosing to prop up Warner and fellow rapper DaBaby, who was also featured on “Jail Pt. 2” shortly after his homophobic rant at a music festival, all but died down over the past few weeks, as West picked up press elsewhere for going on coffee dates with Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen and wearing bizarre prosthetic face masks.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/christians-divided-over-marilyn-mansons-appearance-at-kanye-wests-sunday-service

Now… could Kanye be the very devil that we’ve been preaching about? Well he certainly is the kind of undesirable hypocrite that the Good Book speaks of. And he’s courting some people who you probably shouldn’t be courting. So why did Kanye choose to court with Mr. Manson? Well like most people on the right, Kanye is railing against cancel culture and the “Me Too” movement. But why would you get DaBaby involved too? This is turning out to be quite the unholy trinity here, and that’s not what the good LAWRD JAYSUS would want now, is it?

Kanye West has defended his decision to perform alongside Marilyn Manson and DaBaby, while describing the Me Too movement as “power and politics”.

West – now legally known as Ye – took part in a lengthy, wide-ranging interview on the Drink Champs podcast yesterday (November 4).

At one point in the conversation, he spoke out on having courted controversy for recently working with Manson and DaBaby.

“All the Me Too… like, when I sit next to Marilyn Manson and DaBaby right after both of them got cancelled, for five songs, you know, it’s like they can’t cancel us all,” Ye explained.

“They’ll hit you with the accusations of somebody who you was with 10 years ago.”
https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-defends-performing-with-marilyn-manson-and-dababy-3088322

Yeah OK we get Kanye’s point that you can’t cancel music. But they’re not canceling music. These people all committed heinous crimes and they should all be punished for it, instead it seems like the opposite is happening. These people are abusers and criminals who should be shunned from society and instead they’re getting rewarded. Again our Good Book specifically states that JAYSUS would have hated these people if he were still alive today!

Kayne West has spoken out about why he’s joined forces with Marilyn Manson as of late. In a new interview, Kanye bemoaned cancel culture and various aspects of the #MeToo movement, adding that “they can’t cancel a song.”

After multiple allegations of sexual, mental and physical abuse were publicly made against Marilyn Manson earlier this year (the details of which you can see at the bottom of this post) the rock singer unexpectedly joined Kanye West onstage at an August listening party for Donda along with DaBaby.

Manson later prayed alongside Kanye West and Justin Bieber at a gospel gig, starting rumors that the Antichrist Superstar had converted to Christianity.

“All the #MeToo… like, when I sit next to DaBaby and Marilyn Manson … for five songs, you know, it’s like they can’t cancel a song,” West told Drink Champs. “They’ll hit you with the accusations or somebody who you was with 10 years ago. And also, there’s women who’ve been through very serious things, pulled in alleys against they will – that’s different than a hug, but it’s classified as the same thing. It’s power and politics. You know, power-hungry maniacs and just, control. This is Nineteen Eighty-Four mind control that we in. And mob mentality.” [via Consequence]

Read More: Kanye West Reveals Why He Joined Forces With Marilyn Manson | https://loudwire.com/kanye-west-reveals-why-joined-forces-marilyn-manson/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

Yeah no, that’s the very sort of gospel that we preach against here at the Holy Church Of The Top 10, ladies and gentlemen. Because while JAYSUS wants you to live long and prosper, much like the command of the Starship Enterprise, you should be wary of those people who preach in stadiums like Kanye. Oh wait, I forgot that he just wants to be called “YE” now. But once again, if you’re on trial for something, you probably shouldn’t talk about that thing that you’re on trial for.

It would appear that Kanye West's efforts to win back Kim Kardashian have fallen short – considering she's going on breakfast dates with Pete Davidson in Beverly Hills, and he's on the other side of town taking a makeup-free Marilyn Manson out to dinner.

Two separate eyewitnesses saw the 44-year-old rapper and 52-year-old shock rocker at Bestia in Downtown Los Angeles Sunday night, eating and conversing.

One tipster told Deuxmoi that Manson attended the outing "sans makeup" and that "Ye had the ribeye." Another added that the Yeezy designer was overheard "talking about how all these hot girls still text him."

It's unclear what else the two may have discussed over the course of their meal, but West apparently made sure to "immediately put on headphones when he got up to leave."
https://radaronline.com/p/kanye-west-dinner-marilyn-manson-no-makeup-hot-girls/

No it isn’t! it is the symbol of the Unholy Dark One! That said, we’ll keep an eye on this and it’s only a matter of time before Kanye moves his services to his compound in Wyoming and declares war on the government. When that happens we’ll be there. Mass has ended, may you go in peace! That’s it this week for:




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[font size="8"]Beating A Dead Horse: Woke Kid Rock
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Ah you know that old saying – “Get woke, go broke!”. Here’s the thing, MAGAs – when someone like Rage Against The Machine writes a song, it’s because they really are raging against the machine! But when someone like Kid Rock writes a political song, they’re really raging for the machine. And that’s a huge drop off in quality. By the way, MAGA people, we’re not laughing with you. We’re laughing *AT* you and because you don’t really care that we’re laughing at you, this is the kind of crap that we get. But this song is ridiculously terrible and I’m not even exaggerating here. But here’s the thing guys – you know that Kid Rock is not exactly someone who you should be listening to politically. He’s just trying to score points with the Fox News and Ben Shapiro crowd and that’s about it. I mean come on guys, Trump lost. Get over it. and when you start railing against cancel culture, not only do you come off as a colossal tool, you also come off as an angry asshole! And once again this is proof that conservatives absolutely have no sense of humor.

Kid Rock comes out swinging in his expletive-riddled collaboration with Canadian rock group Monster Truck, called "Don't Tell Me How to Live." The new song is a fiery take-down of "cancel culture," "offended" millennials," "backlash" and "fake news," with a lyrics sheet that reads like a bingo card of today's most politicized buzzwords.

"Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see / That every kid got a motherf--king trophy / But yo, homie, here's the situation / A nation of p--sies is our next generation," Rock rap-sings in the song's second verse.

"And these minions and their agendas / Every opinion has a millenial offended / But this amendment one, it rings true / And if you don't dissent, b--ch, then see number two ..."

Per the Detroit Free Press, "Don't Tell Me How to Live" is the first installment of a forthcoming new project for Rock, and its stylistic return to '90s style, guns-blazing rock is indicative of more to come. The project is planned to be a 50-track triple album, breaking down into 10 hip-hop songs, 10 rock songs and 10 country songs, plus 20 previously unreleased tracks.

Read More: Kid Rock Lambasts 'Snowflakes' in 'Don't Tell Me How to Live' | https://tasteofcountry.com/kid-rock-dont-tell-me-how-to-live/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

OK I gotta admit that a 50 track album is pretty impressive. But given Kid Rock’s extreme far right politics, I think I will pass hard on this. Now here’s the thing too – I love a good beef, and I have no idea who these two people are but I totally side with Danko Jones on this one! Because the thing you can’t tell the MAGAs is how embarrassing their political beliefs are. They’re the product of a news network with a political agenda and the far right fringes of social media. But I’m glad there are people out there who are calling this bullshit out!

MONSTER TRUCK frontman Jon Harvey says that he was "super offended" by Danko Jones's recent criticism of his collaboration with Kid Rock.

On Friday (November 19), Kid Rock released his latest single, "Don't Tell Me How to Live", in which he rants against "woke" culture and the mainstream media at a time when "every opinion has a millennial offended." The first new music from the Michigan-bred rap-rocker since 2017, which was recorded with MONSTER TRUCK and plays off the Canadian band's 2015 song of the same title, was accompanied by an official music video which features Kid Rock telling his critics to "kiss my ass" and "suck a dick sideways" while wearing a white fur coat, a nod to his "Devil Without A Cause" days, along with basketball shorts, tube socks, chains and a fedora. Rock and Harvey trade vocals, smoke cigars and generally seem to be having a good time as Rock compares himself to some of the greatest icons of our time in what Rolling Stone calls, "the most offensive verse in the terrible song." "I'm like Reverend Run or David Lee Roth / Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking Boss," Kid Rock declares. "James Dean, shit / I'm more like Brad Pitt / A little less pretty but I slang more dick."

On Saturday (November 20), Danko Jones, who was born and raised in the eastern-Toronto borough Scarborough, took to his Twitter to offer his scathing opinion of Kid Rock's new song as well as to call out the members of MONSTER TRUCK for choosing to align themselves with the conservative rocker, saying it gets them "a lifetime membership in the douchebag hall of fame."
https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/monster-truck-frontman-fires-back-at-angry-danko-jones-over-opportunistic-kid-rock-comments/

Here he is……….. the biggest douche in the universe! He’s the douchiest of all! But here’s what I love about the internet. Internet celebrities. And one actual celebrity in particular is one of my favorite musicians of all time, Mr. Weird Al Yankovic! You gotta love it when Weird Al calls out Kid Rock for making what is essentially a bad parody of a Kid Rock song. And come on, a celebrity beef is probably my favorite reason why social media exists. It’s the only reason to use Twitter, IMO!

"Weird Al" Yankovic wants to clear the air and let music fans know that Kid Rock's new video for "Don't Tell Me How to Live" — the "Bawitdaba" singer and Joe Dirt actor's recent song that rails against "snowflakes," slams cancel culture and invokes the First Amendment — is not one of his parody music videos.

You know, lest one think the latest entry from Kid Rock featuring members of the group Monster Truck is a humorous take akin to Yankovic's past rock and pop pastiches of popular artists and songs such as "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It" and "Amish Paradise," among many others. Because apparently people on Twitter were already drawing that parallel.

"Don't Tell Me How to Live" emerged last week and pairs Kid Rock's rap stylings with gritty guitar backing, recalling the sound that first put him on the map. Its lyrics reference past Kid Rock songs while taking shots at the things seemingly troubling his worldview.

"A nation of pussies is our next generation!" Rock relays in the song. "And these minions and their agendas / Every opinion has a millennial offended / But this amendment one, it rings true."

In the accompanying video, Rock and Monster Truck's Jon Harvey smoke cigars while they trade off on vocals. Things later take a surreal turn when Rock blasts out of this world, hanging onto a giant middle finger statue propelling his journey to elsewhere. (If you haven't yet seen the music video, you can watch it below.)

Read More: 'Weird Al' Clarifies That Kid Rock's New Video Is Not His Parody | https://loudwire.com/weird-al-kid-rock-video-not-parody/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

And that’s probably the worst episode of the Simpsons, BTW. I mean come on, do you know how ridiculously dumb those lyrics sound? Like I said if you make songs parroting Fox News talking points, you’re just an angry asshole. And you’re not raging against the machine by any stretch of the imagination. You’re actually raging for the machine. But even Rolling Stone thinks this talking point might be beating its’ own dead horse. And what’s their obsession with dicks and reproductive organs, by the way? I don’t get that one.

Kid Rock gives a middle finger to the “snowflakes” and “a nation of pussies” on “Don’t Tell Me How to Live,” his first new song following a four-year reprieve from his music.

Despite wearing a shirt that reads “Social Media Sucks” throughout the video, Kid Rock spews a series of verses that read like an angry uncle’s tweets about the libs, complaining about cancel culture, “fake news” and how “every kid got a motherfucking trophy.”

“A nation of pussies is our next generation / And these minions and their agendas / Every opinion has a millennial offended,” Kid Rock raps. “But this Amendment One it rings true / And if you don’t dissent, bitch, then see Number Two.”

However, Kid Rock saves the most offensive verse in the terrible song for last, when he compares himself to the likes of Bruce Springsteen.

“I’m like Reverend Run or David Lee Roth / Like Springsteen bitch, I’m the motherfucking Boss,” Kid Rock claims. “James Dean, shit / I’m more like Brad Pitt / A little less pretty but I slang more dick.”
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-snowflakes-fake-news-new-song-1260716/

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Welcome back to our segment that attempts to explain the unexplainable, Conspiracy Corner! We of course are coming to you live from our underground doomsday shelter deep in the heart of the New Mexico Badlands – Undisclosed location of course. Let me just adjust my tin foil hat here for maximum government interference – they are trying to read our thoughts after all! There, got it done. So this week, the people who are calling everything a conspiracy might actually be committing a conspiracy of their own! So the talking point now going around on Fox News, OAN, and your crazy uncle’s Facebook page is that January 6th was a false flag. It’s like they have no other talking points. As we’ve pointed out on this show, literally everything is a false flag to these wingnuts! Of course it is! They literally cannot compare it to anything else. And should Liz Cheney really be that surprised? The MAGA party is quickly taking over the Trump party, like a virus killing its’ hosts. OK bad analogy, but the principle applies!

Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) on Sunday likened the claim that the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol was a “false flag operation” to individuals who say the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were an “inside job.”

Asked by host Chris Wallace on “Fox News Sunday” if there is any truth to arguments that the Jan. 6 attack was a “false flag operation” — specifically that liberal individuals from the “deep state” created the riots to set up conservatives and Trump supporters — Cheney said, “None at all” before comparing the assertions to ones made in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks.

“It's the same kind of thing that you hear from people who say that 9/11 was an inside job, for example. It's un-American to be spreading those kinds of lies, and they are lies,” Cheney said.

The Wyoming congresswoman is one of two Republican lawmakers serving on the House select committee tasked with investigating the Jan. 6 attack. She is joined by Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) on the panel.
https://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/580439-cheney-likens-claims-that-jan-6-was-a-false-flag-operation-to-9-11

Yeah probably! As if this can’t get any nuttier! But of course it was coming from our old friend Tucker Carlson. He’s the wingnuttiest of wingnuts. And come on, how can you possibly make that claim when there’s no evidence whatsoever backing it up? Well have you been following this administration? They literally take no responsibility for anything they have done. Everything is a false flag, or it was someone else’s fault. Or it was demons. Yeah fuck it, let’s go with demons on this one!

A debunked conspiracy theory that claims federal agents incited the Jan. 6 Capitol riot is making a new appearance in Fox News host Tucker Carlson’s new three-part documentary series, "Patriot Purge."

The controversial series that started airing Nov. 1 attempts to frame the insurrection as a false flag arranged by the federal government to ensnare American citizens who supported former President Donald Trump. The video is available on Fox News’ subscription-based streaming service "Fox Nation," but it’s not being aired on the Fox News channel.

"Most Americans probably assume the chaos on Jan. 6 was the result of intelligence failures or of simple government incompetence. But direct incitement by federal agents? The intentional entrapment of American citizens? No decent person wants to believe that. But increasingly there’s evidence it is true," Carlson claimed at the close of the first segment.

Carlson is wrong. There is no credible evidence behind this theory, and Carlson’s piece doesn’t present any. PolitiFact reached out to Fox News but did not hear back. The FBI declined to comment.
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/nov/04/tucker-carlson/tucker-carlsons-conspiracy-theory-about-fbi-and-ja/

Here’s your answer: It was that guy’s fault! Yes, Trump is the guy who is responsible for all of this and he probably should be in prison right now for trying to overthrow the government. Come on, even Geraldo is dunking on Carlson for this insane theory. And I never thought I’d see the day when I would agree with Geraldo on anything! But does this mean that Fox News is even admitting that their own fanbase was involved with the January 6th attack? Or was it someone else’s fault?

Geraldo Rivera spoke out against his Fox News colleague Tucker Carlson on Thursday for the primetime star’s upcoming conspiratorial documentary on the Jan. 6 insurrection, lamenting that Carlson is peddling “inflammatory and outrageous” rhetoric in an effort to “provoke.”

Carlson, who has long downplayed the violent Capitol riots as nothing more than a “political protest that got out of hand,” previewed his new three-part series, titled Patriot Purge and premiering next week on Fox Nation, the network’s online streaming service.

“The U.S. government has in fact launched a new war on terror, but it’s not against al Qaeda, it’s against American citizens,” Carlson asserted before airing a teaser on Wednesday night. “Nothing like this has ever happened in the history of our country. This is an attack on core civil liberties and it’s essential that you know what’s happening and that you resist it.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/geraldo-rivera-swipes-at-tucker-carlson-over-jan-6-false-flag-documentary

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Now that’s probably the best way to protect yourself in this 24 hour surveillance world! And everything has a “truther” element to it. 9/11, Sandy Hook, Aurora, the Vegas Shooting, my uncle’s funeral. I was there man! How many more people gotta die??? It was a false flag! It was Antifa’s fault! But really what this really is, is a lack of reading comprehension skills. Of course you’re going to misinterpret that NPR article because NPR uses things like big words and facts. If you can’t get past the headlines, you’re going to believe everything is a false flag!

Social media users have been sharing a screenshot of an NPR article entitled “Trump Supporters Storm U.S. Capitol, Clash with Police”, claiming that the timestamp on the article, “January 6, 2021, 9:33 AM ET”, proves that the storming of the Capitol was a staged event planned by the so-called “Deep State”. This claim is false: at 9:33am the headline of the article read “Diehard Trump Supporters Gather in Nations Capital to Protest Election Results” and it was later updated to reflect the storming of the Capitol.

Most of the posts ( here , here , here ) share a screenshot of a Parler post with the caption “NPR accidentally released an article at 9am about Trump supporters clash with police and Congress electoral count of votes being halted, HOURS before anything like this ever occurred. Advice to the Deep State: If you’re going to carry out a false flag, at least do it well.”

The Parler post includes a screenshot of the NPR article with the timestamp underlined and the deadline circled, topped with the caption “This was posted at 9:30 am today on NPR. Think about what time the event happened at the Capitol today.” Captions on some of the social media posts include, “This was a Deep State False Flag operation” (here) and “Let’s write up our news article BEFORE the event actually happened. Why? Because we’ve already staged everything and we know what’s going to happen.” (here)
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-fact-check-npr-headline-storming-of-c/fact-check-npr-jan-6-article-headline-does-not-prove-storming-of-the-capitol-was-staged-idUSKBN29J2MI

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Hit it!

Of course you know by now that people are people and people are dumb. First off – don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Florida for you this week! But before we get to that, I want to clarify what makes a People Are Dumb story. OK take this for example. A woman burning down her house, because a cigarette was left on the mantle, that’s not dumb. A guy burning down a McDonalds because they ran out of chicken nuggets? Now that’s a People Are Dumb story! I want to start with this story. I’m sure that the Tim Burton classic film The Nightmare Before Christmas is a beloved film. I mean they recently recreated the soundtrack to this movie in a sold out stadium. But what makes this a People Are Dumb story is because people in LA were reporting that a man was flying around in a jet pack. But on closer inspection, no it wasn’t Iron Man. Instead it was a Jack Skelington balloon that got loose and started wreaking havoc.

Investigators looking into a series of sightings of a mysterious "jetpack man" flying over Los Angeles say they may in fact have been balloons.

The FBI launched an investigation after several pilots reported spotting "a guy in a jetpack" at 3,000ft (915m) above the city's LAX airport last year.

But now officials say the pilots may have seen inflatables.

Police helicopter footage apparently shows a Halloween decoration that broke loose and drifted into the sky.

The images show what appears to be life-sized balloon effigy of Jack Skellington, from the 1993 Tim Burton film The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Read more: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59167345

Of course that’s what happens when Homer Simpson is involved! Next up – we go to Portland, Oregon for this one! OK you know that old saying “don’t bring a gun to a knife fight”? Well in the country where there’s more guns than people, maybe don’t bring a sword to a gun fight. Well, this guy in Portland got a valuable lesson what kind of weapons you should bring to a road rage battle. And I do love a good road rage story!

When it comes to driving, we all go a little mad sometimes. Maybe somebody forgot to indicate, maybe you’re stuck behind a car going 25mph on a national speed limit road, maybe another driver pulls out in front of you without warning. It’s inevitable; we all reach boiling point, and shouting and swearing helps – if its kept inside the car, obviously.

However, over in Portland, Oregon, footage has emerged of two armed men facing their frustrations head on.

Twitter user @SirThaFella recently shared a clip of two men caught up in some road rage, although it’s unclear what kicked off their altercation.

One man, armed with a bent sword and wearing only socks, approaches the other and swings it to his shoulder. The man facing the weapon seems completely unfazed, while the sword-carrier only gets more annoyed. After a while, he backs away, while the person filming shouts, ‘Beat his ass.’
https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/man-pulls-out-samurai-sword-during-heated-road-rage-stand-off-with-man-holding-assault-rifle/

Next up – of course we have to go to Florida, because Florida Man never stops bringing the crazy and because of that, there’s tons of these stories out there! This story comes to us from the Florida town of Indian River, and is brought to you by the letter G! And come on, do you want me to start singing “Nuthin But A G Thang”? Because I will! There’s plenty of jokes that you can make about this story, but when you start throwing letters around, literally in this case, all bets are off! I really wonder what the police report said about this one and if the cops were laughing when they wrote it?

A Florida man appearing for arraignment ended up behind bars again Tuesday (October 19) after "violating the letter of law," as the Smoking Gun puts it.

Authorities in Indian River County arrested 26-year-old Jordan Thomas for allegedly battering a woman at a courthouse, but what he used was the bizarre part. An arrest report claims Thomas took "a signage letter from the blackboard in front of Court Room 3" and threw it at Shanterria Rolle, a 23-year-old Vero Beach resident. The letter "G" ended up hitting the victim, cops say.

Thomas, an Amazon driver, was being arraigned for a misdemeanor charge of battery, reporters say. He was accused of attacking Rolle in September, authorities confirmed. Officials say they caught the chaos on video while they were in recess.
https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-10-22-florida-man-arrested-after-throwing-a-g-at-woman/

Conservatives want to cancel Big Bird, by the way! Next up – I love a good fast food rage story! This is one of my favorite types of People Are Dumb stories. Because these people are crazy. We go to the city of Tampa for this one. Look, everyone is getting back in the swing of things, but don’t take your frustrations out on the people who serve you food. Or flight attendants. But really this is mostly about food servers. But yeah don’t be like this guy.

Florida man is at again, this time for going on a sushi throwing rampage in a hibachi buffet line.

According to an arrest affidavit, Mitchell, 52, entered the Hibachi Buffet in Pinellas Park and was not happy at all, to see the sushi he wanted on Saturday, was not being served.

Police say that Mitchell became angry and started flipping several plates of sushi that were on the hibachi buffet line.

Investigators say that Mitchell then walked to the front of the store and “battered” the store manager who was recording the sushi flipping escapade.
https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-paul-mitchell-arrested-after-sushi-flipping-rampage/

That it is, Peter! Finally this week – you know the staff and I were debating on whether or not this was a People Are Dumb story. But considering the politics behind it, and the gross insensitivity on the subject, we have to include it. Because this is what People Are Dumb was made for. I mean there’s multiple layers of stupid in this story. But what am I getting at? You know one group you should never mock under any circumstances? Holocaust survivors. And with the reemergence of the Nazi party you really want to go through this crap again? I didn’t think so. But yeah let’s get to it.

Ten survivors of the Nazi genocide are taking part in the first global contest to crown the winner of the Miss Holocaust Survivor Beauty Pageant.

The event is organized by Yad Ezer l’Haver, a Haifa based charity that provides care and lodging for Holocaust survivors. It is funded by evangelical Trump super fan Mike Evans, whose Friends of Zion Museum in Jerusalem is hosting the gala.

Evans is best known for his fanatical support of former President Donald Trump and former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Last June, he warned that Israel was likely to lose the support of American evangelicals if it allowed “rabid dogs” Naftali Bennett and Yair Lapid—now the country’s prime minister and foreign minister—to “crucify” Netanyahu.

One man who will not be attending is Jerusalemite Rami Ostrovsky, whose mother, Miriam Ostrovsky, survived multiple Nazi extermination camps as a teenager, said he saw an ad for the event in the paper.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/miss-holocaust-survivor-beauty-pageant-hosted-by-trump-super-fan?ref=home

That’s it this week for:

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Welcome back to our ongoing survey of what the post-election MAGA clan is up to in our ongoing segment “Red State Diaries”! Last time, we brought you the story of how Q Anon nuts gathered at Dealy Plaza because a group of conspiracy theory nuts posting on the dark corners of the internet said that JFK Jr. survived his plane crash and was going to come back and tell the people that he was going to arrest all of the deep state operatives who were part of an elite pedophile ring. Whew. That is some serious amount of crazy here. But here’s where it gets weird – since we last left off, they have refused to leave! I would have thought that them thinking that Keith Richards was in fact JFK all this time would have been the absolute nuttiest conspiracy theory I could ever dream of. And it doesn’t even make any sense. But here's the latest on the crazy nuts in Dallas.

Weeks after they first gathered near Dealey Plaza, dozens of believers in the furthest fringe of the QAnon conspiracy theory remain in Dallas, expecting long-dead John F. Kennedy Jr. to reveal himself in the city where his father was assassinated and usher in the reinstatement of Donald Trump as president.

While their beliefs are patently absurd, the fervency and devotion of this particular group, along with their loyalty to a leader known as Negative48 and unwillingness to leave Dallas, is unique — and cause for alarm and concern, according to an expert who has followed QAnon for years.

“I think what you’re seeing here is really, undeniably a cult,” said Mike Rothschild, author of The Storm Is Upon Us, which chronicles the rise of, and fallout from, QAnon.

The leader of the group is Michael Brian Protzman, a Washington man who amassed a following on social media with his version of gematria, a Hebrew numerology language. Interpreting codes that include numbers and letters, and using elements of Christianity and QAnon, his followers have come to believe that Kennedy, who died in a plane crash in 1999, will reappear in Dallas and commence a new Trump administration.
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2021/11/22/undeniably-a-cult-fringe-qanon-group-remains-in-dallas-awaiting-jfk-jrs-arrival/

What’s even more insane is that have these nuts not even researched any part of the history of the Kennedy family? JFK would literally hate these people. But the fact that they’re still there is some seriously insane shit. But that said, this is forming a melting pot of two serious groups of batshit crazy conspiracy theorists. Those groups are people who believe every crazy theory you’ve ever heard about JFK and every crazy theory that you’ve ever heard about Donald Trump. I can’t even.

Nearly three weeks ago, hundreds of middle-aged QAnon fanatics gathered in Dallas to witness the return of John F. Kennedy, Jr. This group believes that JFK Jr. and many other deceased celebrities — including his father, President John F. Kennedy — are not only alive, but part of a decades-long plot to take down a global pedophile cabal that secretly controls the world. Despite multiple no-shows from the former George publisher or his charismatic dad, dozens still haven’t left. In fact, one of the JFK Jr. truthers — a rapper by the name of Pryme Minister — offered the use of his property just outside Dallas, and the group’s Telegram chats indicate some of them have been living communally for weeks…

This QAnon group in particular is led by a popular conspiracy theory influencer named Michael Protzman, who has prophesied the Kennedys’ return, and organized these gatherings, the latest of which took place on Monday, the anniversary of the assassination of JFK. But this time they’re not the only JFK obsessed conspiracy theorist in Dallas. Just a few block away, at the Magnolia Hotel, about three dozen people gathered for the Ninth Annual JFK Assassination Conference, three days of discussions about the latest evidence and theories regarding autopsies, CIA informants, and links to 9/11.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theorist-convention-dallas-dealey-plaza-1261278/

That’s an understatement there! These people are off the wall over the top grade A certified batshit insane. Whew. And that sounds like the worst commune ever. I mean at least at a Phish concert there’s plenty of opportunities for beer and weed. These people bring… what I’m assuming to be a combination of meth and semi-automatic weapons. Well, it is Texas. But that said, these people are fucking nuts and they’re not going anywhere. Does someone want to explain to them that they’re living in a make believe fantasy land of bullshit?

Scores of QAnon conspiracy theorists converged in Dallas on Monday under the delusion that John F. Kennedy Jr., who died in 1999 and has been hailed as a savior by many in the movement, would somehow return on the anniversary of his father’s assassination—setting themselves up for another letdown after weeks of waiting for JFK Jr. to return and usher in a new Trump presidency.

More than 100 QAnon supporters gathered at Dealey Plaza, the site of President John F. Kennedy's assassination on this date in 1963, according to a reporter on the scene, packing onto a bridge overlooking the roadway where the president was fatally shot.

QAnon backers have been gathering in Dallas for weeks, and Monday is just the latest in a series of dates marked for JFK Jr.'s return.

Followers say JFK Jr. is Q himself, a mythological Trump supporter entrenched in the “deep state” that occasionally leaks information on the Satan-worshipping cabal of cannibalistic, pedophiliac Democrats QAnon followers think rule the world.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2021/11/22/qanon-supporters-pack-site-of-jfk-assassination-in-hopes-jfk-jr-and-maybe-his-dad-will-return/?sh=71e577af48a3

Damn right! But the question on the table is – where is this shit coming from? Who’s convincing them that JFK is still alive and that he’s a right wing operative looking to expose the deep state for committing satanic cannibalistic rituals? Well it’s coming from the author of a book that’s popular in Q circles called “Trust The Plan”. And what’s even scarier to me is that Q Anon is becoming as popular as some religions now. Trust me when I say we will cover this next week!

Conspiracy theorist group QAnon hit a bizarre milestone on Tuesday, when its supporters gathered for what they believed would be the return of the late JFK junior – who, they postured, would be running on an imagined 2024 ticket with former President Donald Trump.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy Junior’s plane was pulled out of the Atlantic Ocean more than 22 years ago in a crash that killed him, his wife Carolyn and his sister-in-law, Lauren Bessette.

For some QAnon true believers, however, the son of the 35th president of the United States not only survived the tragedy but is poised to make a dramatic return to public life.

A bizarre theory has emerged suggesting that the accident was just a ruse to fake his death and that he will re-emerge – perhaps as early as next month – to join a reinstated President Donald Trump as his VP.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jfk-jr-qanon-back-dead-dallas-b1964092.html

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Folks my next guest is one of my favorite metal bands of all time, you can see them on tour with Opeth through December 5th. Playing their song “Skeleton Of Splendor”, give it up for Mastodon!

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Here it is folks, the very first entry we did from Idiots #1-1! Enjoy!


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If you're puzzled by the attacks at the Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado as much as we are, Carly Fiorina definitely isn't the one to look to for answers or sympathy. My definition of today's modern GOP is that they have a glorious lack of empathy. And while evil, their intentions are not the best and clearly misguided. Enter Carly Fiornia, disgraced HP CEO and current disgraced GOP candidate. This is Carly before the shooting:

"“Whether you’re pro-choice or pro-life, the majority of Americans are horrified by the reality that we’re harvesting baby parts through late-term abortions,” Fiorina said.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/426725/carly-fiorina-the-view-planned-parenthood"

After the shooting:

"“Secondly, this is so typical of the left to immediately begin demonizing the messenger, because they don’t agree with the message. The vast majority of Americans agree, what Planned Parenthood is doing is wrong. That’s why the vast majority of Americans are prepared not only to defund Planned Parenthood, but also to stop abortion for any reason at all after five months.”
http://reverbpress.com/politics/carly-fiorina-planned-parenthood-lies/

Shoot the messenger? Extremely poor choice of words there, Carly.


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