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Yah, that's the actual headline:
The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
Said he slipped and fell on the shell- That's his story and he's sticking to it
blm
(113,063 posts)tblue37
(65,393 posts)CanonRay
(14,104 posts)Million to one! Courtesy Seinfeld "The Assman"
Tripped. Likely story.
dalton99a
(81,513 posts)ZZenith
(4,122 posts)Botany
(70,515 posts)A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffields Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.But its not for me to question his story.
https://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/
dalton99a
(81,513 posts)Disaffected
(4,555 posts)Except it was a cucumber...
liberalla
(9,249 posts)And of course, since he has no curtains up, this job must be done in the nude.
Sure.
Nurse Trudi Watson - Don't you believe it!
This man is an exhibitionist and a kinky vegetable enthusiast!
sarisataka
(18,656 posts)The shell was sitting in some sort of liquid? A lubricant you could say.
LiberatedUSA
(1,666 posts)A million to one shot doc, a million to one.
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)certain angle.... the rest is history.
LiberatedUSA
(1,666 posts)Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)EX500rider
(10,849 posts)underpants
(182,826 posts)for real omg!
chowder66
(9,070 posts)RockRaven
(14,972 posts)But it's never a slip and fall.
Baitball Blogger
(46,727 posts)DFW
(54,403 posts)How long had he had this thing in there BEFORE he found it to be a nuisance?
Has anyone called the Guinness Book of World Records? If not, there is an entry begging to be made, here.....
Celerity
(43,402 posts)underpants
(182,826 posts)Klaralven
(7,510 posts)2.24 x 6.7 inches
Demovictory9
(32,457 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,819 posts)Stalag 17 ... It could happen or I can believe it.
I can't remember which.
Mz Pip
(27,449 posts)from Florida man
dalton99a
(81,513 posts)Florida man has surgery to remove screwdriver from rectum
by: Andrew Willis
Posted: Nov 6, 2019
dchill
(38,502 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)Thank you I'm here all week!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,548 posts)bums. They included golf balls, writing instruments, bottles, Barbie dolls, aerosol cans, and during the holidays the most popular was Xmas tree lights.
Celerity
(43,402 posts)rurallib
(62,420 posts)asking for a friend
berniesandersmittens
(11,343 posts)bucolic_frolic
(43,173 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)Hekate
(90,710 posts)Vinca
(50,276 posts)exboyfil
(17,863 posts)He had a colonoscopy bag after that. So accidents do happen.
I sat on a cactus as a four year old while attempting to walk over it.
These things do happen.
Maru Kitteh
(28,340 posts)he had a colostomy bag
Unless he was wheeling one of these around
exboyfil
(17,863 posts)Brain gliche.
Alpeduez21
(1,751 posts)Earth-shine
(4,044 posts)I thought this stuff was just fiction.
boston bean
(36,221 posts)Bomb in a body cavity.
Maru Kitteh
(28,340 posts)new plane of existence.
Withywindle
(9,988 posts)This guy takes it super literally!
bigtree
(85,998 posts)Coventina
(27,121 posts)This Year"
It's always a fun read.
fwvinson
(488 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)Rear Admiral.
Bev54
(10,053 posts)I needed that!!
Kaleva
(36,307 posts)Who here hasn't come across some unexploded WWII vintage ordnance and thought "I'm going to fuck myself in the ass with that!".
monkeyman1
(5,109 posts)guess where the picket went ?
Bo Zarts
(25,397 posts)"Somebody lost a dog toy," sez she. She really did not know.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)"The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells."