MTG was asked for her opinion of "Red China".

[Atticus]

She said she thought it would be ok on a yellow table cloth.

[turbinetree]

1. Good one......

[multigraincracker]

2. I wonder what she thinks of Turkey?

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

6. Deep fried.

Like her brain.

[Mme. Defarge]

3. I'm so old that I remember the Steve Allen Show's

Question Man routine where he was given an answer and he had to guess the question. I’ve never forgotten this one:

Answer - They don’t recognize Red China.

Question - What sometimes happens to colorblind dishwashers?

Of course this predated the electric appliance and Johnny Carson’ Karnak act.

[Beartracks]

4. Ah, Karnak!

I was too young to get most of the jokes, but I still loved the routine.



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[SCantiGOP]

5. Karnak: Sis-Boom-Bah

What sound does an exploding sheep make?

[Mme. Defarge]

7. Formidable!