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Jenna Ryan, who flew to J6 in a private jet and vowed she would never go to prison, is turning herself in soon. She says if she can lose 30 pounds in jail it will be worth it, plans on doing yoga in jail, detoxing from alcohol, and hopefully they have those protein shakes.
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4:50 AM · Dec 6, 2021
mopinko
(70,120 posts)grl.....
Wounded Bear
(58,664 posts)brush
(53,785 posts)Here's the commissary list from FCI Beaumont.
She *can* get powdered milk and hot chocolate mix:
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bmp/bmx_commlist052018.pdf
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Wingus Dingus
(8,054 posts)Claustrum
(4,845 posts)Maybe I don't know or belong to the rich people jail population. Or I don't know, she is just delusional?
snowybirdie
(5,229 posts)to her. Jails serve cheap and filling food. All carbs. She'll probably gain 30 pounds. Ha!
Irish_Dem
(47,125 posts)Don't know if she really believes this or is just pretending to save face.
Initech
(100,080 posts)Bettie
(16,110 posts)I honestly don't know, but I rather suspect she is.
Also, does anyone know if it is a common thing to let people go to prison on whatever schedule works for them?
Aristus
(66,382 posts)Oh. Uh. Um. Are we sharing? Because, you know, I asked for a single. I was very clear about that. *Rolls her eyes and sucks her teeth* Ill just have to speak with the warden about this! Im afraid this wont look good on HIS next employee report! Can we get a decorator in here? I mean, its all so drab! How am I going to be able to entertain in here? And WHERE is that protein shake? I ordered it fifteen minutes ago! That pudgy little guard had better shake a leg, or Ill see he gets thrown out on his ass! See how fast he moves in the unemployment line!
I love it when reality catches up with these hammerheads
malaise
(269,049 posts)Is she that dumb?
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)So she can post her new bod on Insta, right?
Right???
Bless her heart.
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)You'll definitely have plenty of time to 'do yoga' so, maybe?
Probably not going to have one of those ... 'yoga mats' ... though maybe you could claim yoga is part of your religion and make them give you one on those grounds. Proclaiming you believe in certain types of magical/fairy-tale shit entitles you special privileges in this country as we've all observed.
And you'll almost certainly 'detox' off alcohol, because there won't be any there.
And you could lose weight because the food there is absolutely awful, so ... just don't ever eat and you'll lose weight! That might make the yoga a bit more difficult though due to the lack of energy that often accompanies starvation.
Protein Shakes though ... lololololol ...