I'm going to start a rumor...

[PCIntern]

that on day one of the next Trump administration, work will begin to place Ivanka’s face on the Statue of Liberty.

Many people believe this to be true and welcoming. In addition, work will begin again on modifying Mount Rushmore for the face of our Supreme Leader.

(This is not as far-fetched as it seems.)

[BlueJac]

1. Sad but probably true.

[Scrivener7]

2. But we can't rush proceeeeeeedures!!!1!

[leftieNanner]

3. Does that mean

That the Statue of Liberty is going to get a boob job too?

Inquiring minds..........

[KS Toronado]

4. There is not going to be a next qrump administration

as long as we fight to keep him out of office. Besides why give the RWNJs something to look forward to?

[dalton99a]

5. Great idea. It has tremendous support from many people

including many many very fine people

[PCIntern]

7. I have heard that myself...

Many many people… On both sides!

[peacefreak2.0]

6. You might want to lay off

the nitrous oxide.

[taxi]

8. rumors abound

No more donkey according to scuttlebutt

Some are saying that the Democrats are hatching a plan to kill off the donkey! And get this – it’s not bad enough that they don’t know what to replace it with, but they plan to let their voters decide how to do it.

Some say this is gimmick to gain the support of rural voters.

Some say it’s just like the democrats to try and allow everyone to have a say in how they’re going to kill him. You know, here in one county we’re all bow hunters, next county over is black powder, and counties to the south all have their own ways.

The libs think that everybody outside the city is some kind of hick and is going to want to buy raffle tickets. Nobody cares about their asses, donkeys either. If I had a say in how, I would say fry that bastard. I would even change my voter registration just for that, just this once though. But I won’t give ‘em any money.

Somebody said don’t believe it about that donkey thing. The Democrats want you to believe they can show voters that they’re willing to rethink policy on things like the second amendment. So let me get this right, I said. The Democrats are saying they’re sorry. It’s not their fault. It’s the Republicans who changed all the voting laws? That’s why we can’t vote? I don’t get it. I’ll get that damned donkey!

[LakeArenal]

9. But.... it's Elvis' face.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. Many people are saying ... that ...

Her face would look good under Lady Liberty's foot.

[Sparkly]

11. Many say there will be a 5% surtax to help them build their wealth.

They need to be perpetually clad in jewels and the gold lamé is starting to look - dare I say? tacky.