The ultimate white privilege is planning your diet around your incarceration:

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@RexChapman
The ultimate white privilege is planning your diet around your incarceration…

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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
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Jenna Ryan, who flew to J6 in a private jet and vowed she would “never go to prison,” is turning herself in soon. She says if she can lose 30 pounds in jail it will be worth it, plans on doing yoga in jail, detoxing from alcohol, and “hopefully they have those protein shakes.” https://pic.twitter.com/tGNSqYNXtJ

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[Vinca]

1. Ha! Who needs Nutrisystem when you've got jail time coming up?

[Ocelot II]

2. She'll be able to detox from alcohol, but good luck with the protein shakes.

There might be some protein in cheese product and white bread sandwiches, though.

[SCantiGOP]

3. Protein shakes?

Hope you like beans and rice, sweetheart.

[marble falls]

6. Beans and rice is actually pretty healthy. We eat it several times a week with greens.

[rsdsharp]

8. More like beans and weinies. And lots of baloney sandwiches on white bread.

[GregariousGroundhog]

16. Baloney sandwiches and cheese sandwiches are pretty common if she serves her time in a local jail

County jails in many states are known for having extremely tight meal budgets. Food in state prisons is usually better than a county jail, and federal penitentiaries usually serve better fare than state prison.

As far as I can tell, FPC Bryan is the closest federal facility for female inmates to Dallas Texas. I'm curious if the Bureau of Prisons will ask the local county jail to house her instead of moving her 150+ miles for a 60 day stay though.

[marble falls]

4. Just remember Jenna, when they come to take your drink order, be tough - say "Don't play ...

... stupid asshole, get me my protein shake or I'll shank your fat ass." It'll get you the respect from all the other criminals you deserve.

[IcyPeas]

5. geez. this is how they think. jail spa

is she going to request organic food like the shaman did.

[Haggard Celine]

7. Idiot.

She's about to get an education. It's a shame she's not spending more time in there. 30 days really isn't enough for someone like her, but she'll think it's an eternity. And she'd better hope no one in there hears about the protein shakes comment. They'll have some ready for her.

[KS Toronado]

9. She's also looking forward to grilled salmon once a week.

And steak 6 days a week.

[Jim__]

10. And just think, the longer you stay in jail, the longer you'll be able to keep the weight off.

Be sure to act out in jail so your sentence is extended.

[MuseRider]

11. Don't you just wish

you could get a video of what her reaction is when she arrives with all her expectations?

Surely her expected stay will not be different than any of the others or will it be? I hope not and this is a person I would love to see tweets from her cell.

[nykym]

12. She might be surprised

AT WHAT A PRISON PROTIEN SHAKE IS (WINK WINK).

[Sympthsical]

13. This is fabulous

Just everything wrong with instagram culture in one post. The narcissism, the failure to have any sense of responsibility or remorse, the absolute obliviousness to how the world outside of her manicured bubble of privilege works.

This whole thing reads like an SNL skit.

I mean, I kind of get it. If I had to be in prison for 30 days, I'd probably try to figure out something productive to do and put some kind of silver lining around it.

I'd also try to spend that time really thinking about what led me into that situation and what kinds of changes I might need to make in my life.

I do not see this happening with her. Well, not on Day One at least. Maybe by Day 30 something will sink in.

[Coventina]

14. Wow. I just....wow...

[GoCubsGo]

15. Boy, she is in for one rude awakening.

It's powdered eggs and cheap bologna sandwiches on white bread for you, dipshit. Maybe you'll have time to work on those yoga poses when your shift at the prison laundry is over.

[onethatcares]

17. when that door clangs shut

and she gets to "choose" where she's gonna sleep, she's gonnna lose 30 lbs real quick.

[Torchlight]

18. It'll be interesting to see how she tries to cash in off this afterwards

I'm stumped trying to think what mechanism she decides on to fleece a flock of fans. May be a market of the gullible for post-pen yoga classes or px protein shakes.

[secondwind]

19. Wow..... she sure is full of herself, isn't she..........

trashy is what she is..

[lame54]

20. Don't think alcohol detoxing is her idea