Jenna Ryan Tik Toks Her Way To Jail As A Weight Loss Plan
Seems like Jenna (Too white, too blonde to go to jail) is viewing her jail time as a trip to the spa----
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You might remember this middle-aged bimbo as the one who went to the Capitol riot of January 6th on a private jet, and bragged that she'd never go prison because she was white and has blonde hair (sort of). She even asked Trump for a pardon. Well, with all her social media antics, she ended up with a 60-day sentence, which starts January 4th at a prison spa somewhere in Texas, because she plans to go there and detox, practice her yoga, and shed 30 pounds.
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in front of a mirror in a sports bra and yoga pants, Ryan said: "I have to report to prison, and the only thing that I can see that's good about having to go to prison is that I'm going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox."
"And also I can't eat because the food is awful, and there's just no food. So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don't want to eat, like, green baloney — that's what they have to eat."
And if she loses the 30 pounds, "going to prison will be like totally worth it."
https://crooksandliars.com/2021/12/jenna-ryan-tiktok-jail-diet
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