Convicted insurrectionist headed to prison seems to thinks she's going on an extended yoga retreat

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Jenna Ryan, the insurrectionist who flew in on a charted private jet in order to participate in an act of treason at our nation’s Capitol building on Jan. 6, is going to jail soon. You may remember Ryan as the Texas MAGA real estate broker who said publicly that she was “Definitely not going to jail. Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I'm not going to jail. Sorry to rain on your hater parade. I did nothing wrong,” a few months before being sentenced to 60 days in jail.

The day of Ms. Ryan's reckoning is fast approaching, and she has been working to line up her narcissistic persecution-complex brand. She has made some appearances at the right-wing outlet you would expect: Newsmax. Her angle is that she is was sentenced not because she filmed herself breaking the law, then lied about the laws she filmed herself breaking, but because of her tweet above saying she would not go to prison. You see, this is all left-wing woke mob virtue signaling by the famously pro-liberal and pro-Black Lives Matter law enforcement and judicial system.

But before Ms. Ryan surrenders herself to authorities, she has decided she is going to continue to make the kinds of videos that prove she not only has zero remorse for her actions, she also does not believe she is guilty of anything. Oh, and yeah, she wants protein shakes and I suspect a professional-quality blender when she goes to prison in Jan. 2022.

It is Ryan’s narcissism that got her into this mess. Her tendency to film her face and speak into a mirror image of herself on her phone and then post it online for public consumption made the Department of Justice’s job very easy. Guess what? She hasn’t learned. Her favorite app for talking about herself into the camera of her phone is TikTok.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/6/2067828/-Texas-realtor-and-convicted-insurrectionist-looks-forward-to-prison-as-weight-loss-and-yoga-retreat

[dalton99a]

1. Hope she finds the concierge service to be satisfactory

[Walleye]

2. Sorry, you get bologna sandwiches and beanie weenie casserole

[jmowreader]

3. Do they sell protein shakes in prison commissaries?

[Mr.Bill]

5. No.

They sell candy, ramen noodles, honey buns, etc. And being rich doesn't help. They limit how much you can buy so people don't hoard and resell to extort other inmates.

[XanaDUer2]

4. Doesn't Shaman get organic? Nt

[padah513]

7. Not anymore he won't

[XanaDUer2]

8. Good

And conservatives call liberals snowflakes

[VegasVet]

6. Sixty days. What a joke. She's upset about it and not even remorseful.

Clearly a sign that the 60 days is a joke of a sentence when she's making defiant videos.