Alex Jones accuses Joe Biden of using "weather weapons" to spawn deadly tornado outbreak

[Celerity]

Serial con artist and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is at it again and it's a whopper this time.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/12/alex-jones-accuses-joe-biden-using-weather-weapons-spawn-deadly-tornado-outbreak/



Serial con artist and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is at it again and it’s a whopper this time. He’s painting President Joe Biden with a brush normally reserved for LGBTQ people: causing natural disasters.

While Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene ranted about Jewish space lasers that she says caused California’s wildfires, Jones took the same basic idea and made it his own. He accused Biden of using “weather weapons” to spawn a deadly tornado outbreak.

While evangelicals and hate groups leaders have regularly jumped on natural disasters to try to pin the blame on LGBTQ people’s “godless lifestyle,” the new MAGA Republicans are upping the drama by introducing technology to the mix. Suddenly the plot of an over-the-top spy novel is jumping off the page and into politics.

“So, they just think you’re stupid and they don’t want you knowing they are doing all of this,” Jone says before elaborating, “and they’ve got carbon systems they are putting in, that big, huge geoengineering systems, terraforming systems that are sucking carbon dioxide out of the air when it’s a trace gas that we need, and was hundreds of times higher millions of years ago than it is now. That’s why plants and animals were so much bigger and healthier. But we’ve adapted to live in less air.”

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[DeeNice]

1. now he has to say this stuff....

to bolster his claim that no reasonable person would believe him.

[dchill]

2. Why didn't he tell us about this BEFORE THE ELECTION!!!

It could have made ALL THE DIFFERENCE!!!

[Tree-Hugger]

3. These fucking people....

....will believe we're sucking CO2 away for "terraforming" and weather engineering, but they think climate change as a bizarre concept.

[TheRealNorth]

7. Exactly

The inmates are running the asylum.

[Walleye]

4. So human activity doesn't affect the climate. But the president is causing tornadoes in the Midwest.

[True Dough]

5. Did he make the same outlandish statement about

Hurricane Katrina while Bush Jr. was in office? Or any other major hurricane under a Republican president?

Alex Jones is a publicity-seeking horse's ass. A complete waste of time.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

8. Why can't he be sent away with the men in white coats? For his own good.

This is clinical grade chronic psychosis.

[lastlib]

12. The man is diseased.

Unfortunately, he's contagious. He needs a lengthy stay in an asylum.

[Celerity]

22. he hated (and still does as far as I know) the Bushes

[Deuxcents]

6. No lessons learned

From his lawsuits with the Sandy Hook parents. An absolute moron.

[tishaLA]

9. He had to wait until Hanukkah was over

for Biden to borrow the Jewish space laser so he could do this, though, so I guess he isn't as powerful as Jones says, is he?

[onecaliberal]

10. How is he on the air?

[Rebl2]

11. The crazy

at it again

[PXR-5]

13. Hey, this is just pay back

for when the Republicans unleashed Sandy on NJ and NY.

[Vogon_Glory]

14. If I were into conspiracy-style or Wrath-of-Gawd thinking, I'd blame the

Tornados and other bad weather on Yahweh as retribution on the Righties for ignoring His instructions on how we should treat the poor and immigrants.

The Old Testament is rather explicit about how the latter are to be treated, and the Big Guy’s word about the poor is far clearer than the passages the anti-abortion crowd uses to justify banning abortion.

[bbernardini]

15. See, this is the Alex I miss.

Reptilians, weather weapons, underground alien bases. Good stuff.

[TheRealNorth]

16. Yup

I am secretly a Reptilian (snake-type, the lizard people are sissies). I am currently sharpening my weather weapon from my secret underground base where we harness the energy from baby's blood.

[nolabear]

19. Ixnay!

I for one welcome our reptilian overlords. 🦖🦕👀🤣

[XRubicon]

26. He needs to keep his batshit to public figures now

He's finally getting slammed for his attacks on private citizens.

https://www.npr.org/2021/11/15/1055864452/alex-jones-found-liable-for-defamation-in-sandy-hook-hoax-case

[spanone]

17. jones is dumbfuck enough to believe this crap

[Maru Kitteh]

18. So Alex wants to be a dinosaur?

I think that can be arranged.

[Progressive Jones]

20. This is the first one I've seen blaming the government. Who will blame it on "the gays"? nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

21. So they are admitting that the Earth is more than 6000 years old now?

and the Dinosaurs were killed by ANTIFA?

[LiberatedUSA]

23. Jewish space lasers and weather weapons.

Scientology should hire these people to finish the story.

[mnmoderatedem]

24. so those that claim man made climate change does not exist

are now saying Biden can perform man made climate change with a snap of his fingers

[AngryOldDem]

25. When is he going to go away?

Just like a damn cockroach.

[milestogo]

27. So will Joe be giving a white christmas to all the people who want one?

[Dirty Socialist]

28. He's not in jail?

Why am I not surprised?