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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Claiming that the enemies of Christmas are taking their war against the holiday to a whole new level, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene warned of a conspiracy to use state-of-the-art Jewish space lasers to shoot down Santa.
If you want to win the war on Christmas, first you take out the person who makes Christmas possible, Greene said. As I speak, Jewish space lasers are being trained on the North Pole.
Noting that norad tracks Santas route each year, she urged those military officials monitoring his progress to be on the lookout for any incoming of a space-laser-ish nature.
In her most incendiary claim, she asserted that the Rothschild banking family is masterminding the anti-Santa plot because they dont worship Santa the way regular people do.
The Rothschilds have already celebrated their own holiday with their little Rothschildren, she said. They call it the Festival of Lasers.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/marjorie-taylor-greene-accuses-jewish-space-lasers-of-trying-to-shoot-down-santa
Srkdqltr
(6,299 posts)🤣🤣🤣🤣
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Sad when such headlines would not be out of character for elected officials (or any sane adult!).
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,345 posts)durablend
(7,462 posts)But clearly still, she isn't well.
MissMillie
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Celerity
(43,422 posts)NowISeetheLight
(3,943 posts)I can see her actually saying something like this. Sarcasm works when it isn't plausible... but in MTGs case this sounds like something her twisted mind would come up with.