Dear Mike Pence, You will never be President

[RandySF]

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Don Winslow
@donwinslow
Dear
@Mike_Pence


You will never be President.

You have a better chance of playing center for The Los Angeles Lakers.

But to shit on the officers and secret service agents who saved your life to TRY and curry favor for a 2024 run is why you will never be a man.
9:22 PM · Jan 1, 2022·Twitter Web App

[Maru Kitteh]

1. Damn if that ain't the truth!

He’s a dead stick and he doesn’t know it.

[monkeyman1]

2. he was a dead stick as a governor too !!!

[vlyons]

3. no kidding completely spineless sicophant

how does that guy even walk upright. What an embarrassment. I feel sorry for his children and grandchildren to have THAT as a dad. How embarrassing

[ShazzieB]

13. And besides being a disgusting Trump toady

Pence has all the personality and charisma of a wad of wet paper towels. People like that don't win their party's nomination, let alone get elected potus.

[NJCher]

14. They're probably a bunch of

Little dead sticks so they don’t even know!

[newdayneeded]

26. Water bottle

Do yourself a favor and checkout YouTube " Pence and waterbottle" I'm not sure if you'll laugh or cry.

[calimary]

4. I always thought he was better as trump's valet.

Hardly what I’d call ANY kind of “man.”

[ShazzieB]

11. *snickersnort*

[calimary]

15. Ahhh... the ol' "worshipful gaze".

Like what was always all over Nancy Reagan’s face whenever she looked at “Ronnie.”

Kind of a little barf-making.

[LittleGirl]

6. He was a media darling for fox

before he became Governor of Indiana. I saw him umpteen times being interviewed while in Congress. Then he tried to sign a bill about religious freedom with a bunch of nuns in his office. He was VP only to bring in the evangelicals for 45. He couldn't win another election if he tried. Remember the "hang Mike Pence" chant?

[LittleGirl]

9. my disgust hasn't stopped since the 6th. eom

[dupagelib]

10. Smarmy.

It's said the best candidate is one you would like to have a beer with. Who would want to drink with him?

[ShazzieB]

12. Not me.

But I wouldn't be allowed to, anyway, unless Mother was present to chaperone (being one of the wimmenfolks and all).

[calimary]

16. No thanks.

That was something more than a few people used to say, admiringly, about George W. Bush.

Also, I went looking around and found this:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/02/trump-is-winning-the-guy-youd-want-to-have-a-beer-with-election.html



Not for me, though.

Besides, I don’t like beer.

[DemocraticPatriot]

17. One has to give him a "pass" for doing what was right, on January 6th...

even though we should not have to give politicians a 'pass' for doing what is right... and of course, his history and ideology are clearly "deplorable".


He will never be president, because even as far-right as he is, he is not nearly far-right enough for the fascists who are now clearly in control of the Republican party... he doesn't stand any chance to win their presidential nomination, even if Drumph is no part of the contest. He is not quite enough of a nazi--- and failed the real nazis on January 6th.

[Achilleaze]

18. k and r

[MichaelSoE]

19. Ouch!

[empedocles]

21. Wonder what are the pence inner motivations through all this?

[PJMcK]

22. Pence is a putz (n/t)

[kacekwl]

23. +10000

Maybe Mother should have kept his balls in her purse instead of grinding them to dust. Hopefully he removed all mirrors in his house so he doesn't have to look at himself.

[Talitha]

24. Flies seem to like him....

[Emile]

25. He'll probably go on to be president of Indiana University or Purdue!

That's how they reward Republican crooks behind the Hoosier Iron Curtain!