Breaking: Commodore Romney to invade Manila Bay.

[Democrats_win]

He needs Manila folders to put women in. Romney is going ever further back in time (1898) than we thought.

Rumor that he plans to charge San Juan Hill with horses and bayonets are FALSE. It's Manila Bay folks. Sorry, Sean Hannity, we need even FEWER of those implements.

[KamaAina]

1. First he has to winter over at Valley Forge

[Erose999]

3. But he only has 300 men to hold the valley with, against a much larger force of retirees single moms

and college students.

[Hugabear]

5. THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!

N/T

[bpj62]

2. Flagship Olympia

Commodore Deweys flagship Olympia is currently rusting away in the Philidelphia Ship yards. After he winters at Valley Forge he can take some of his income and refit her and then add her to the US Navy roles. That way he has a direct hand in increasing the amount of ships the Navy has. Hell the Olympia may still have been on active duty in 1916.

[Aristus]

4. He will wave his spatha and blast away with his arquebus.

Then lead a phalanx charge...

[hootinholler]

6. You may fire when ready, Gridley!

Although the battle of Mobile Bay, Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! is more Rmoney's speed.

[Erose999]

7. Ensign Ryan has command of a "fish boat" which shall break the Union blockade at Charleston

harbour

[Erose999]

9. Meanwhile field marshall Boener has a plan to cross the Ukranian steppe and seize the Russian

oil fields in the Caucasus. What could possibly go wrong?

[justiceischeap]

8. Will he be bring Molly with him?

PS, I know it's spelled Mali.