Have fun coming up with captions for this picture of Ted Cruz and the Oath Keepers

[LetMyPeopleVote]

Here are some fun captions

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[leftieNanner]

1. He Grew the Beard

So he could HIDE.

[GoodRaisin]

7. He grows a shitty beard.

Looks awful.

[Tribetime]

13. he did not want to look like Grandpa Munster anymore

Now he thinks he looks like a tough guy in skinny jeans

[Hekate]

2. Oaths kept? No, Oaths Foresworn.

[Shermann]

3. I kept my oath to, when the going gets tough, get going

...to Cancun

[UTUSN]

4. Daily dose of Cancun CRUZ cravenness, humiliation, obtuseness

[Blue Owl]

5. The Loathekeepers

[canetoad]

6. The Oaf keepers

Pictured with their mascot, the Oaf.

[dchill]

9. Oaf Kept.

[TeamProg]

8. "I'm WITH YOU all of the way until I am NOT!" - Ted Cruz n/t

[c-rational]

10. A traitor addresses a group of seditious conspirators. The saddening and surprising fact here

is that he believed he was scoring political points for the future.

[LoisB]

11. Exactly what oath are they keeping?

[AllaN01Bear]

12. dun dun da dun da da dun dun dun done .(first few stansas of brahams funural march.)

[peppertree]

14. What's the Spanish word for staightjacket!?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Caption this

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[Mr. Ected]

16. A Day in the Life of Ted and the Sloppily-Worded Terrorists