"Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, 'COVID d - - k is real' say doc"

[orleans]

Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

“My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

“I’m a heterosexual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”

and spoiler: "He claimed that a medical adviser had attributed his pecker problems to vascular damage caused by COVID, and was warned that the impairment was likely permanent."

and apologies for nypost version. ugh.



https://nypost.com/2022/01/13/man-claims-his-penis-shrunk-after-contracting-covid/

[Jilly_in_VA]

1. Oh noes!

He'll need to buy a bigger gun now....or more of them!

[durablend]

6. And a bigger truck, no doubt

[ShazzieB]

13. Not just a bigger truck...

A super jacked‐up one, like these: https://www.pinterest.com/tradewindsurfer/jacked-up-trucks/

[dweller]

2. So

It literally disappeared ? Is now an innie?
sad …


✌🏻

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. If you're starting out with 9", losing 1.5" not a big deal ...

If you're starting with 3", OTOH ... that'd be pretty devastating

[gratuitous]

4. Will THIS finally get some men's attention, and convince them to get vaccinated?

Of course, these super human he-man types are thoroughly persuaded of their own invincibility and the robustness of their own immune system that they gladly gamble their lives. But losing an inch or two off your erection? That could be serious!

[Angleae]

20. No. They won't believe this story is real.

"Fake News"
"Fake News"
"Fake News"

[GumboYaYa]

5. Trump started out with tiny little "hands".....

and then he got Covid.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Reverse Pinocchio Effect nt

[ShazzieB]

8. I misread the title of this thread at first.

I thought it was going to be a story about yet another antivaxxer claim: "Don't get the vaccine! It'll make your dick shrink!" There have been other rumors (lies) about vaccine effects on male anatomy, so this would have fit right in.

[Doodley]

10. No, it doesn't fit right in. That's the problem!

[ShazzieB]

14. ....

[11 Bravo]

15. Yes it does, but his partner isn't aware of it. THAT'S the problem.

[pwb]

9. That will get the wives pushing the husbands to get vaccinated.

Did I say that?

[malaise]

11. Her endeth the anti-vax male posse

Get thee to the greatest page

[DEbluedude]

16. From the link...

..." She also suggested stretching the penis with a traction device named RestoreX, which she says has reportedly elongated shortened wee-wees by 1 to 2 centimeters with consistent use."

MMnnnnnnn...

[tenderfoot]

17. The only sources I've seen for this story is from Murdoch tabloids

The Sun, the NY Post...

Smells like total bullshit.

[Nevilledog]

18. MAGAt Scott Adams has some ideas.....

[misanthrope]

19. Well, well, well

Looks like a bunch of MAGA supporters just got more concerned about COVID and vaccinations, then.

On the other hand, that side effect is just the thing needed to boost sales of huge pick-up trucks and high-powered armaments.

[LuckyCharms]

21. Hypothetically, what if

you don't have 1.5 inches to lose?

Hypothetically

[SKKY]

22. There is actually something to this. Mine shrank just over an inch...

...Now I guess the Mrs. will have to make do with 8.5 inches.