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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump has produced a letter from his podiatrist to avoid serving with the Russian forces massing on the border of Ukraine.
Although Trump has not yet been drafted into the Russian Army, he has been living in terror of receiving a draft notice from Vladimir Putin, a source close to the former President said.
It wouldnt be the first time Putin commanded him to do something, the source said.
According to the source, Trump has sent Putin the podiatrists note, which asserted that marching with the Russian Army would cause intolerable pain in his foot region.
He apologized to Putin for being unable to serve in the Russian Army, and recommended that he draft Tucker Carlson instead, the source said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-produces-podiatrists-letter-to-avoid-serving-in-russian-army
Wicked Blue
(5,849 posts)because TFG's foot was too far up his own ass
Wounded Bear
(58,693 posts)Especially the "draft Tucker Carlson instead" line.
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,876 posts)Donald Trump Jr
I don't have to enlist.- My daddy had imaginary bone spurs and they're hereditary.
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