16 most common side effects of the Covid vaccines

[KS Toronado]

1...blood clots
2...ball's palsy
3...guillain barre syndrome
4...convulsions & seizures
5...heavy & irregular menstruation
6...infertility
7...autoimmune disease
8...spinal cord inflammation
9...brain inflammation
10.heart inflammation
11.loss of muscle control
12.paralysis
13.stroke
14.permanent RNA/DNA genetic modification
15.becoming magnetic
16.death

Received a booklet in the mail today advertising books for sale, on the front and rear cover was anti-vaccine info
telling me to go to page 42 before I kill myself.

Much to my surprise anti-vaxers have published 3 anti-vaccine books, something I never would have thought I'd
see in my lifetime. Basically a F##k Scientists & Doctors books, what do they know? Books are probably
promoting Dr. Google who's advise is free, but you'll need to buy your own Ivermectin & Hydroxychloroquine.

I don't know the answers but as a Country we need to seriously deal with misinformation. The list of 16 was
just part of the reasons I was supposed to rush to my phone with their 1-800 number in hand.

About time for a nap, I'm feeling a little magnetic.

[johnp3907]

1. I thought number 3 said "Giuliani Brain Syndrome."

If that were true I never would’ve gotten the vaccine!

[LisaL]

6. If you could get Giuliani brain from the vaccine, I would never get vaccinated.

[Walleye]

2. Maybe it's just your magnetic personality

[Midnight Writer]

3. When I was a teen, I got ball's palsy whenever I watched I Dream of Jeannie.

[Nevilledog]

8. Crap....missed your response. Did a Ball's palsy post too.

[Gruenemann]

4. Uhhh....

Isn't that a listing of the effects of Covid itself?????

[LisaL]

5. Becoming magnetic is a bonus, not a side effect.

LOL.

[Nevilledog]

7. Glad I don't have balls cuz Ball's palsy sounds painful.

[JanMichael]

16. I noticed that too. BELL's not BALLs. Did Belichick write that?

He talks a lot about balls. So does Tom Brady. Balls balls balls....

[jmowreader]

9. Oh, come on. Everyone knows those aren't true.

I thought it was common knowledge that the 16 most common side effects of the vaccine are:

1. Schistosomiasis
2. Tularemia
3. Chlamydia
4. Dengue fever
5. Leprosy
6. Lymphatic filiarisis
7. Distemper
8. Leptospirosis
9. Bordetella
10. Giardia
11. Footrot
12. Paralytic shellfish poisoning
13. Crab lice
14. Antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea
15. Not catching COVID
16. Not dying from it if you do

[KS Toronado]

11. I have to admit that out of all 32, only your last 2 are correct.

[ProfessorGAC]

17. 15 & 16 Were What I Thought Of, Too

Not catching it seems an ok side effect to me!
Not dying if you do seems awfully good, too.

[lame54]

10. Life

[dweller]

12. My balls have always been pals

It’s that other guy that gets them in such trouble …


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[11 Bravo]

13. #1 NOT FUCKING DYING OF COVID!

#2-#16 - See #1

[mahina]

14. Adverse Events Reported From COVID-19 Vaccine Trials: A Systematic Review Rimple Jeet Kaur et al. I

Agreed, we sure do.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33814753/


“All reactions resolved within 3-4 days”

Abstract

COVID-19 infection originated in Wuhan, China in December 2019 and crippled human health globally in no time. The public health emergency required urgent efforts to develop and test the efficacy and safety of vaccines to combat the COVID-19 pandemic. The emergency use approval has been granted to COVID-19 vaccines before the completion of conventional phases of clinical trials. However, there is no comprehensive review of safety data reported from the vaccine trials, which is critical information to inform the policies in order to improve uptake of COVID-19 vaccines and mitigate the risk aversion perceived due to the COVID-vaccine side effects. This study aims to systematically review and synthesize the evidence on the safety data from the published COVID-19 vaccine trials. This study followed PRISMA guidelines. We searched three major electronic databases (PubMed, Embase, and Google Scholar) for published studies between Dec 2019 and 2020. Eligible study designs were randomized trials and pre-and post-intervention evaluations. Descriptive findings of included studies were reported stratified by target population, setting, outcomes, and overall results. From PubMed, Embase, WHO database, and Google Scholar screened titles and abstracts, 11 studies were identified in this review. Most of the reactions reported were mild to moderate whereas a few with severe intensity. All reactions resolved within 3-4 days. The commonly reported local adverse events were pain at the site of injection, swelling, and redness. The systemic reactions included fever, fatigue, myalgia, and headache. Some trials also reported laboratory derangements like decreased hemoglobin, increased bilirubin, altered SGOT and SGPT. None of these alterations were clinically manifested and were self-limiting. Few clinical trials reported serious adverse events, but they were unrelated to vaccination. This systematic review indicates that COVID-19 vaccines can be safe with no serious adverse events. However, long-term post-marketing surveillance data, particularly in high-risk vulnerable populations (elderly and those with co-morbidities, pregnant women, and children) is warranted to ensure the safety of COVID-19 vaccines.

Keywords: Adverse drug reactions; Adverse effect following immunization; COVID-19; COVID-19 vaccine; Clinical trials; Vaccination.

[Hekate]

15. How exciting. All I ever got was a slightly sore arm & fatigue for a day.