If Rudy Farts In Front of the J6 Committee

[lame54]

Does he void his 5th Amendment rights?

[Jerry2144]

1. If he does

His voice would be deeper, but the breath would be unchanged in stench

[brush]

2. He's going to bring the full monty...farts, lies...

hair dye running down his face, and adjusting himself in his pants.

I guarantee it. He can no longer help himself.

[ificandream]

3. If Rudy farts in the woods when no one is around, did it really happen?

[lagomorph777]

11. I dunno - but Four Seasons Landscaping would come in to clean up - sure to include liquid.

[Mr. Ected]

4. No, he would only void his bowels

Apologies for the graphic image that just entered your mind.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Don't worry about it.

I was going to respond that it'd probably be a wet fart.

[mercuryblues]

6. No, but it will be the smartest thing he ever said

[CentralMass]

7. It is probably hard to distinguish the odor from his breath.

[Sneederbunk]

8. No, but it will be a quote in the transcript.

[sarcasmo]

9. Rudy's testimony should be on, all the networks.

[lame54]

12. Especially Comedy Central

[sarcasmo]

14. With fart bubbles

[Blue Owl]

10. He'd probably void his bowels

Along with a bunch of other biles and secretions

[madinmaryland]

13. "Depends" on what he is wearing. With a diaper he will at least keep the mess contained.